Shame on Dean for not having a trophy wife (sarcasm)

[elperromagico]

***SARCASM***

How dare Howard Dean marry a woman who insists on having a career of her own? Where does this Vermont lib'rul get the fucking nerve? Falling in love with a woman who refuses to stand beside him and smile like an idiot! Why, I never!

Hell, I hear Mrs. Dean even thinks for herself. God damn it, that ain't Biblical! If Dean can't keep his wife in line, how's he gonna fight the great big ol' war on terra? Thinking ain't the First Lady's job! The First Lady's place is in the White House kitchen, baking cookies and mixing a big pitcher of lemonade for them thirsty Cabinet officers. You besta be makin' yer woman tow the line, Howie, if'n you wanna be President.

***SARCASM****

[Disandra]

1. You owe me a new keyboard.

Off to find paper towels to clean up Diet Coke from keyboard and monitor.