iseejesus.com

[OneBlueSky]

next time you see one of those stories about someone seeing Jesus in the draperies, it was probably the work of these guys . . .

http://www.iseejesus.com/main.html

Jesus is Everywhere.

Sometimes, we need a little help to see him.

IseeJesus.com provides assistance to you and your customers to see the spirit all around us.

Our artists will come to your establishment to pray for creation.
Through their special prayer techniques, a Holy Visage will be invoked and made visible for all to see!

What happens next is up to you.

DISCLAIMER: We cannot be held responsible for the resulting huge number of people rushing to your business, house of worship, building, farm, restaurant, car lot, or retail outlet of any type to see the Holy artwork.

Our price will be affected by on size, complexity and difficulty of your project. Our minimum charge is $5,000 + travel and accommodations.

[TreasonousBastard]

1. That explains...

a lot.

A whole lot.

[Bertha Venation]

2. be sure to visit our sister site, iseedeadpeople.com

:eyes: No wonder Jesus drove the moneychangers out of the temple -- he knew, since he'd be dying soon, it would be the last time someone stood up against the influence of mammon in the church.

[Endangered Specie]

3. Speaking of money... $5,000+ fee

Jesus Christ!

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Ha ha! I like it!

At least they're honest about what they're doing, though their suggestions for why to use their system is rather unethical...but on the other hand, if people are dumb enough to think it means something if a burn mark on a burrito looks like Jesus, then maybe they need to be duped.

But on the other hand, it would be better if we could get people to stop believing that these 'sightings' of Jesus are holy and something worth flocking to.

It's all crap. At least these guys are making money. What the hell.

It's not they're hiring out so others can dupe people into spending money on false dreams. Maybe they go to a pizza parlor and buy a slice of pizza they wouldn't otherwise buy, but not like they're being asked to spend money on salvation, false cures, or other wrong things.

[Leftist78]

5. wow

I can have my very own fake image of Jesus. That's great!!!! It's just what I always wanted, and now I'll be the envy of the neighborhood.