A Rant that I deserve (about IPowerweb)

[BlueJazz]

Ipowerweb is my web host.
They host my Web Site.
My E-Mail program got screwed up 2 weeks ago.
I now believe the support staff at IPowerweb is into some heavy,heavy drugs.

I won't get technical but if the conversations I've had with IPowerweb (either by phone or email) were like conversations
in every-day life, they would read something like this:

Me: Hi Bill
IPowerweb: Chocolate orange-crates don't fly
Me: Well, How's the wife and kids?
IPowerweb: Pink alligators look good in jeans.
Me: Are you still working downtown?
IPowerweb: Strawberry's hasten to let love crawl.

I mean, Fuck!...It's like talking to the first alien ever to land on earth and trying to tell him/her what jello tastes like.

Their return E-Mails read like something out of the Twilight Zone.
If I didn't know any better, I'd swear I had hopped on a Graviton
wave and enter another universe. I almost hate to get up in the morning and face another episode of @#%&$% Outer Limits.

Thanks....I needed that :)