Someone tried to recruit me to the CC4C...

[Endangered Specie]

That is the Campus Crusade for Christ... The name says enough.

-I need help.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Wow, lucky you

Stay away from those dudes.

[Endangered Specie]

3. I have every intention too...

I have no idea why they came to me. I should have tried out my "evangelical youth at christian rock concert" impression. YOu know, the hands in the air, eyes closed etc... I think I do a really good one.

[CanuckAmok]

2. Tell them you want to arm-wrestle Jesus, and if He wins, you will join...

...but if you win, He has to join your gang.

[corporatewhore]

4. you could join and later on mess with them

[Endangered Specie]

7. The problem is...

I absolutely can't stand the type of people in that club... Ive witnessed several in action (from a distance)... They are the ditzy-prep-o-matic type who cant say 1/2 a sentence w/o using "like". The girls wear crosses that fit perfectly in their clevage, which, is usually plainly visible. Can you spell H-Y-P-O-C-R-A-C-Y (i cant... end of rant)

[alittlelark]

10. Do what I do w/ Mormons. at the door (seriously)...

tell them you are a 'born again Pagan'....attempt to convert them!!

But seriously, you are on a college campus, and I am at least 20 yrs older than you - You're only chance is to feign "DEEP THOUGHT" Utilize questions that distract and confuse. Be an intellectual on theology.

You will be respected to the Nth degree and many will envy you. You will graduate before you're forced to come to the intellectual fulcrum of inevitability.

At which point you can have (start) a life!!

[SlavesandBulldozers]

5. Tell them you'll join

but only after they join your Campus Crusade for Booze and Little Sorority Muffins.

[Endangered Specie]

8. How about CC4CC4C

Campus CRUSADE for "Campus Crusaders for Christ".

Get it?

[DUreader]

6. Infiltrate and corrupt, they all really want to fornicate

you just need to redirect their passion›

[beawr]

11. I lost my Virginity under the auspices of the Church

On a Church Group camping trip, in Shennandoah Nat'l Park. I was a healthy horny God Squad member.

[Endangered Specie]

12. I thought those types signed those "virgin pledges"

you know, I promise to God no sex before I marry sorta thing?

Guess its easier to say than do
(Actually, considering the potential pun there, 'say' and 'do' are easy for them I guess).

[beawr]

14. Not us Presbyterians

I also think they look for loopholes, i.e. Technical Virginity....

[Blue-Jay]

9. Which college is Jesus planning on attending?

[La_Serpiente]

13. I talked to those guys for 45 minutes the other week

on my campus too. In the end, we ended up talking about shrimp in Cajun country.

However, it was a good chat (even though I didn't go to their church anyway). They were really nice people.