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Wed Jan-14-04 11:17 PM
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Poll question: Which Democratic candidate would you most want to go to a strip club? |
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Sometimes we go to conventions and are dragged into going to a strip club with the people we have to schmooze with. Which candidate would be the best person to go to a strip club or an adult entertainment club? Tell why you would choose that person if you want.
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Wed Jan-14-04 11:20 PM
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We need to loosen that guy up! :)
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Wed Jan-14-04 11:24 PM
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2. I would only want to go with the Big Dog! |
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Wed Jan-14-04 11:36 PM
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Wed Jan-14-04 11:25 PM
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3. Howard Dean--Absolutely |
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He'd be absolutely comfortable and un-shy in the strip club. And he'd know how to get his money's worth. He'd be running the place at night's end, having spent only five singles
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Wed Jan-14-04 11:27 PM
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Those places are just bad...bad...bad...especially Tammie's TooToo's...I mean...
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Wed Jan-14-04 11:30 PM
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5. I'd go with Lieberman.. |
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..just to see how reacts, and laugh at how out of place he looks!
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Wed Jan-14-04 11:33 PM
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6. I picked Carol cause my strip club is a male strip club and you know us |
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Wed Jan-14-04 11:44 PM
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8. Joe desperately need a couple of lap dances |
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Maybe it'll loosen him up.
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Wed Jan-14-04 11:44 PM
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9. Joe desperately need a couple of lap dances |
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Maybe it'll loosen him up.
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Wed Jan-14-04 11:47 PM
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10. How the Candidates would respond...(please take lightly). |
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Edited on Thu Jan-15-04 12:10 AM by bhunt70
Dean - I am the only candidate to tip Trixie a 5 dollar bill
Lieberman - Look, titties. (Lieberman always starts with "Look")
Kerry - Friends, let me tell you about this strip club we went to in 1976. Ms. Emilou Rothsberg was stripping and she said to me, "John..."
Clark - We need a leader in a time like this! Strippers are not a republican value, it's an american value...$5 lap dances are a value
Edwards - I come from a small town much like some of these women here. I've been fighting for these people for my whole life.
Kucinich - How can we pay for these strippers if we are using half our budget on alcohol. I take offense that Howard says he was the only one to tip Trixie. I have a chart to show howard that proves my point.
Sharpton - We can't have equality, without equal time for private shows between candidates. If you want a strip, you gotta tip.
Carol Mosley Braun - I'm gonna take the men only sign of the door of Chucks Cat House
Gephardt - This lap dance is a miserable failure and the Dick is not happy. (*Thanks to Willy Brandt for this one*)
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Wed Jan-14-04 11:49 PM
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11. Gep wants to be the union man for all those hard working dancers |
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Who would I go with, Sharpton or Lieberman, Sharpton would have something witty to say and Lieberman well lets say Joe needs to have fun.
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Wed Jan-14-04 11:55 PM
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Of course this thread is humorous, nice addition.
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Thu Jan-15-04 12:06 AM
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14. Worthy of John Stewart. |
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Thu Jan-15-04 12:07 AM
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15. Gephardt: "This Lapdance Is a Miserable Failure, and |
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Edited on Thu Jan-15-04 12:08 AM by WillyBrandt
the Dick is not happy."
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Thu Jan-15-04 12:10 AM
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16. thanks, I added that one and gave you credit hahah. |
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Thu Jan-15-04 12:31 AM
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Thu Jan-15-04 12:30 AM
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Edited on Thu Jan-15-04 12:31 AM by JVS
Women draw the attention of the strippers. They will dance more for you if you go with a lady.
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Sex threads are not permitted in the Lounge any more.
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