rules for road runner cartoons

[datasuspect]

1. The coyote never catches the road runner;

2. The road runner never actively interferes with the coyote's plans;

3. The road runner must stick to the road;

4. Whenever possible, gravity is the coyote's biggest enemy.

[wildhorses]

1. 5. all products are purchased from acme.

[poiuytsister]

2. 6. Wiley E does not fall til he looks down.

[wildhorses]

3. 7. road runner always says beep beep.

[rug]

4. 8. A tunnel is always a painted wall.

[billyskank]

9. 8(b). A painted wall acts like an actual tunnel for Road Runner

but not for Wile E. Coyote.

[YankeyMCC]

5. 9. You never see the look on the face of the delivery person...

Considering that Absolutely anything can be ordered from ACME...No background checks, no matter if it hasn't been invented yet, nothing's to small or to large...no matter how odd the collection of items...or dangerous any one item is...I think not seeing the look on the face of the person delivering this stuff is a key point (not to mention of course that the drop off is in the middle of no where usually a cave entrance.)

[wildhorses]

6. 10. the anvil will always fall on wiley's head.

[Richardo]

7. 11: Coyote can always produce a comically small umbrella to protect against falling objects

11(a). If no umbrella is available, a small sign saying: "Yikes!", "Oh, no!" or "Help Me!" may be used.

[GaYellowDawg]

8. 12. In free fall with the coyote, objects fall at the rate that causes maximum damage to the coyote.

:bounce: