Fellow DU'er Had Jury Duty For A "Masturbation In Public" Case Yesterday

[Intelsucks]

Whackity whack!

Actually, he's sitting across the room from me. He may not want me putting this up here, but too late now.

But he didn't get selected as a juror. I don't think I would want to serve on that jury either... But it's nice to know that the streets of Austin are safe from those who would pound their pud in inappropriate places. :D

[GOPisEvil]

1. *snarf*

Thanks to Austin's finest for arresting those who polish the bishop in public.

Too bad he didn't get selected. It would have made for a great story.

[11 Bravo]

2. Come again?

n/t

[Pale Blue Dot]

3. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

LOL

[INTELBYTES]

4. OK, he sucked me into this one.

Yep, I was on the selection, but didn't get chosen. It was this hispanic dude that didn't even speak english. He started "petting the weasel" in front of a female in an Austin park. She didn't think it was too amusing.

I think exihibit "A" will be a slighty used jar of vasoline.

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

6. Which park?

Just curious...

[INTELBYTES]

7. Of course it had to be the hardest park for me to spell.

It was in Barthalamew (sp), I would have expected that to happen in Pease park.

[GOPisEvil]

8. I walk through Pease Park (and the hike and bike trail) all the time.

Not at night though. :scared:

I live pretty close to Bartholomew Park. Yikes!

[INTELBYTES]

9. I wouldn't worry about it. This guy looked like a little squirt.

:spank:

[GOPisEvil]

10. EVIL!!!!!

:spank:

[hlthe2b]

5. Jeez, what will they do with him (the stealth whacker)?

Cut his hands off?

[DemOutWest]

14. Why stop at hands, I

say "Off with his Head!" Up to you to decide which head. :)

[Intelsucks]

15. I guess it all comes down to interpretation of the "penal' code?

:evilgrin:

[MinnFats]

17. animal cruelty ordinances?

...
no flogging of dolphins..

..no spanking of monkeys...

is that just in Texas or is it a federal law?

[INTELBYTES]

23. kick

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

11. "Baliff, whack his pee-pee!"

--Cheech & Chong

:evilgrin:

[Loonman]

12. Damn peter-pullers

They infest the Back Bay Fens during Spring and Summer to whack it while ogling the sunbathing college gals.

Pervos.

[INTELBYTES]

13. "But judge, I was just working on my stroke"

nt

[Robb]

16. 11 Angry Men

...and one curious and confused one. :evilgrin:

[Braden]

18. well, Did the guy get off?

[INTELBYTES]

19. I don't know if he got off...

but I hear he threatened the arresting officer. He said, "back off! one more step and I'll shoot!!"

[Loonman]

20. "I was cleaning it, Your Honor, and it just went off"

LOL

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. LOL!

[INTELBYTES]

22. I think what we have on our hands is a smear campaign.

What is the fine for "polishing your sword" in public anyway?