datasuspect
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Mon Apr-30-07 11:39 PM
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what not to use as pickup lines at bars: |
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Edited on Mon Apr-30-07 11:39 PM by datasuspect
"can i push your stool in for you?"
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KitchenWitch
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Mon Apr-30-07 11:42 PM
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1. My outbreak is almost over. |
Dave Reynolds
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Mon Apr-30-07 11:52 PM
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2. Hey, you smell pretty good for |
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a fat girl.
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Oeditpus Rex
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Mon Apr-30-07 11:52 PM
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3. Heard this one many years ago on Johnny Carson |
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"Would you stand on your head for my friend?"
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Tue May-01-07 05:30 AM
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datasuspect
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Tue May-01-07 05:41 AM
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"dayum, your legs ran all the way up and made an ass out of the themselves."
"i have a nickname for my penis. i call it secret. it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
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Tue May-01-07 05:38 AM
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5. I want to die and come back as a pair of your jeans so I can wear your ass OUT! |
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