The Onion on the Middle East conflict.

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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/middle_east_conflict_intensifies

Middle East Conflict Intensifies As Blah Blah Blah, Etc. Etc./b]
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In an attempt to increase public support of whatever the fuck it is he thinks he's doing, President Bush trotted out the same old whoop-de-do you've heard over and over at a solemn-yet-resolute speech attended by soldiers, or religious leaders, or firemen, or some mix of ethnic-looking people from one of those countries.

"We have to give this plan time to wop bop a loo bop, a wop bam boom, ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang," President Bush may as well have said. "May God the United States of America."

The sad thing is, it's true.