How would you go about breaking a heart?

[Wetzelbill]

First I would freeze it then hit it with a sledgehammer, but that's just me.

Other than that I would talk about other women I am attracted to in front of it. Not as literal, but it works, I guess.

[Zuiderelle]

1. Ok, that's just a little bit creepy.

[Wetzelbill]

14. damn it, I was going for goofy

hit and miss I guess.

[Zuiderelle]

16. Something about the freezing and sledge-hammering of an organ,

gave me creepy instead of goofy. But maybe that's just me. ;)

[Wetzelbill]

19. well see, I knew if I didn't say something like that

some smartass would make a literal reply to the thread so I had to beat them to it. :)

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

2. Works for me!!!

But in my case, I would talk about other men. :)

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Well, I dropped one on the floor...once.

That seemed to do the trick.

[aljones]

4. leave it for an older richer heart!!

[LeftyMom]

5. "Honey, I just got a great job with the Center for Consumer Freedom! Let's go get a steak."

:nuke:

[Kutjara]

6. I feed mine lots of high cholesterol foods.

Should break any day now.

[bicentennial_baby]

7. Tell it: "It's not you, it's me..."

Or alternatively, "City of Dumpsville, Population: You"

:rofl:

[mikeytherat]

8. Homer Simpson style: "Dear Baby, welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

mikey_the_rat

[crim son]

9. I wouldn't.

Not purposely.

[FloridaJudy]

10. Dating a Republican

Would have broken my mother's heart. I never went there, thank Goodness.

[Rob H.]

11. Start with "You're a great person and I love spending time with you BUT..."

insert some variation of "I love you, I'm just not in love with you" and end with "I hope we can still be friends."

Oh, and if possible, be sure to say all this over the phone. That'll make it extra-painful for the other person.

[FloridaJudy]

17. Do it in a crowded restaurant

Many of us were too well brought up to make a scene.

[datasuspect]

12. have sexual relations with her mom

or her dad.

[Joe Fields]

13. Personally, I just stomp on them.

[supernova]

15. Be born brokenhearted

http://www.congenitalheartdefects.com/

[reyd reid reed]

18. Personally

I've been on the fractured side too often -- I try not to do the damage if I can possibly help it.

Doesn't seem to be an issue, though.