The remote is a wonderful invention....I just had to say that

[MichiganVote]

[cobalt1999]

1. in our house though the rule is "If you don't have a penis, you can't have the remote"

Keeps the wife and daughters away from the only thing I can control around here. :)

[MichiganVote]

3. Sex change for the sake of Bonanza? Whoa....:)

[RiffRandell]

2. TIVO is the best, though.

But you do need a remote to control it.

[MichiganVote]

4. I can't let anymore remotes in the same house my husband and I share

I'll need a Psych eval.

[trof]

8. I ain't buying another thing that comes with a monthly bill.

PERIOD!

[MichiganVote]

13. Ain't that the truth.

[Mutley]

5. It sure is.

I'd hate to have to get my lazy butt up and walk the five feet to the teevee.

:P

[MichiganVote]

6. 5ft? Man, I was thinking more of the three feet I have to go.

[Mutley]

7. Hell, just having to actually stand up is bad enough.

[MichiganVote]

11. LOL! Too funny!

[Der Blaue Engel]

9. Careful with that thing while you're DUing

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Der%20Blaue%20Engel/5

:D

[MichiganVote]

12. I was giving a powerpoint presentation recently in which I tried to use the computer remote

as though it were a mouse. I can relate. God I felt so dumb but it was so funny too! Humans, we're a riot!

[Roon]

10. My ex and I used to have remote wars

He would turn it to one station, I would grab the other remote and turn it back. We would keep doing this until one of us got sick of it and gave up.

[MichiganVote]

14. Well they should come with gender warnings. Time for another brainless US study.