Herbert "h-dogg" Kornfeld is dead!

[JVS]

:cry:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/white_on_white_violence

[Bicoastal]

1. Meh, his shtick got old pretty quickly...

...the one I love is the quietly desperate Jean Teasdale--don't kill her off!

[JVS]

2. she's lame as hell.

her husband is right to hate her so much

[Bicoastal]

3. Not lame, just COMPLETELY clueless.

And clueless = funny.

But the funniest things in the Onion are the articles and the USA Today-esque schematics and graphs, not the editorials or fake columnists.

[badgerpup]

4. I think I went to school with several Jean Teasdales...

...poor things, they were basically harmless, and I suppose you could say 'their hearts were in the right place...
but they were so damn dumb...:banghead:
and the saddest thing was they were kinda sweet, too.

[JVS]

5. I find her to be so dreadful. A total flake

[badgerpup]

6. Exactly...but sorta like kicking a really flaky, stupid, unattractive puppy.

...and if you did, you'd hate yourself for it...:puke::banghead:

Best way to deal with her..and she came in both genders...
was to AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE :hide::yoiks:

[JVS]

7. She fills me with a sense of dread and nausea

[geardaddy]

8. I prefer Jackie Harvey to Jean Teasdale

[grace0418]

12. Come on! "Style Insect" instead of Fashion Bug is comedy gold!

I love that column because I *know* people like that. People that tell really lame jokes and then say "Don't mind me, I'm just wacky!"

[The_Wizard]

14. Wut bou't his shorties

Dat be-otch in accounts payables aint gonna do rite by dem.

[JVS]

17. orphaned

[geardaddy]

9. Crap. I liked him.

I also like Jim Anchower.

[JVS]

10. If they kill him off, I'll go nuts!

[eyepaddle]

19. If the cruise get's docked, I'm gonna start installing caps in posteriors

Well, at any rate I find Jim Anchower hysterical. I was kind of a trailer park burn-out in high school, so I knew MANY Jim Anchowers.

[badgerpup]

18. Speaking of whom...

Take a look at that stoned-out blitzoid visage...
and compare it with sharp alertness of the dapperly be-suited executive captioned:

CBS to release own version of NBC's The Office

Separated at birth, ya think? Or maybe just multiple personalities...:crazy:


think I went to school with a few of him, too...:smoke:

[Little Wing]

11. RIP my office ninja

[JVS]

13. I wrote a letter of condolences to his email address. Maybe his shorty and baby-mama will read it

Send your sympathies here: [e-mail]

[terrya]

15. First, T. Herman Zweibel, now Herbert "H-dogg" Korfeld!

As long as they don't kill off Jim Anchower....

[JVS]

16. I thought Herman was alive but in outer space