Anybody got a nail...or a CAPTION?

[underpants]

[mmm]

1. In answer to your question, no, I don't have a caption :)

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

2. "Ah, little lad, you're staring at my fingers.

Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand / left-hand? The story of good and evil? H-A-T-E! It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low. L-O-V-E! You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of man. The right hand, friends, the hand of love. Now watch, and I'll show you the story of life. Those fingers, dear hearts, is always a-warring and a-tugging, one agin t'other. Now watch 'em! Old brother left hand, left hand he's a fighting, and it looks like love's a goner. But wait a minute! Hot dog, love's a winning! Yessirree! It's love that's won, and old left hand hate is down for the count!"

(A quote from Evil Reverend Harry Powell in "The Night of the Hunter" and Bush is getting more and more like him every day.)

[m-jean03]

7. That is too perfect ! (n/t)

[JasonDeter]

3. I will not seek a second term. CAN I GET AN AMEN!!

[wysimdnwyg]

4. What?

Now come on. I would NEVER try to allude that I was chosen by God to be President. That would be very presumtive, and we all know that I am an honest and humble man.... Huh? Oh, that cross? Just ignore that. No symbolism implied there. No sirree! None whatsoever.

[BringEmOn]

5. No caption, but....

[bubblesby2002]

6. Ooooooh

That's a good one.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

8. The one thing I have in common with Jesus... neither one of us

can eat MandM's cause the holes in our hands.

[Garage Queen]

9. Uh, Waitress!? Can I get another Bud Lite over here, please?

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[cosmicdot]

10. W: the miracle of salvation is the key to solving so much ...

... and, I spell salvation ... M - O - N - E - Y ... salvation ... and, besides that ... I am, like, so toasted ...