what was the last thing that you stole?

[datasuspect]

me, it was this convenience store clerk's heart.

i watched her swoon when i peeled a c-note off a "gangster roll" ($100 bill on top, lower denominations below it) and said, "there's more where that came from darlin'.

[Deja Q]

1. a glance at a bunch of body parts.

:yoiks:

[AllegroRondo]

2. I stole a handful of mints

when I left the restaurant Friday evening. They just left them sitting in a bowl by the door!

oh, and some empty boxes from the company dumpster. I needed them to move!

[Debi]

3. A salt shaker from the Cafe in our office building

I don't know if it's really stealing when I told them I was taking it and they said I could....Maybe I've become a goody two-shoes as I've gotten older :shrug:

[dropkickpa]

4. Your heart

I'm too sexy for this post, too sexy for this post, soo sexy I roast!!!!!?!?

[datasuspect]

5. you don't have to be a star to be in my show baby

i don't need no superstar, because i accept you as you are.

i'll go ahead and dedicate this song to you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkcfm7ac52E

[Little Wing]

6. The bed I sleep on

:rofl:

for real

[BlueIris]

7. Paper towells from the campaign office I volunteered at during the midterms.

I felt so guilty the morning after, I started bringing the office manager coffee.

[XNASA]

8. A thumb-size piece of fresh ginger.

[skypilot]

9. A resume-writing book...

...from one of the big bookstore chains I used to work for. They "restructured" and cut everyone's pay. I decided that enough was enough. The book came in handy and I did find a better paying job.

[Lil Missy]

10. A carton of Marlboros about 35 years ago

As a teenager I had an ever escalating habit of lifting whatever I wanted, that eventually involved anything that wasn't nailed down. I finally got caught. I got off with a call to my parents to come get me and a slap on the wrist - I was not booked. But I never did it again.

[Roon]

11. A roll of toilet paper from my employer

about 20 years ago. The paychecks were bouncing and were impossible to cash. I stuck it out for a couple of months before I got sick of not getting paid. It was a dinner theater and we got to eat for free, but no money for cigs, gas, etc.

[aljones]

12. Today, I used a office envelope for my own letter!!

and i used an office stamp....

[Ariana Celeste]

13. some bracelets from Claire's

i'd done the same thing successfully numerous times- that time i wasn't so lucky. i got arrested, and was fortunate enough to have the option of 'diversion'. so i (ok, my mom) paid a $220 fine and i had to go to some court ordered class for shoplifters. never shoplifted again.

[KamaAina]

14. The 2004 election

Oops! Sorry.

Yours truly,

Ken Blackwell

edit: what do you do when you mistype 'Oops!' :eyes: