SPOONERISMS!

[bertha katzenengel]

Hose Nair -- an annoyance of aging

Nose Roids -- driving down a milled freeway

Parry Halms -- nope, God really doesn't kill a kitten, but . . .

:bounce:

Post your spoonerisms!

[hellbound-liberal]

1. I always like Dain Bramaged

in fact I think we have someone like that around here.

[geardaddy]

2. Hucking Fot.

[Arkansas Granny]

3. One I actually used: Stinger fuck.

[swimboy]

4. Our Lord is a shoving leopard

(my all-time favorite)

[AllegroRondo]

5. cunning stunt.

a well known one.

[Esra Star]

17. Not to forget "Friar Tuck" spoonered. nt

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. You're makin' it too easy for me

"Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror — and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening. But first on the show we've got a man who speaks entirely in anagrams."

"Taht si crreoct."

"Do you enjoy it?"

"I stom certainly od. Revy chum so."

"And what's your name?"

"Hamrag. Hamrag Yatlerot."

"Well, Graham, nice to have you on the show. Now, where do you come from?"

"Bumcreland."

"Cumberland?"

"Stah't sit sepreicly."

"And I believe you're working on an anagram version of Shakespeare?"

"Sey, sey — taht si crreoct, er. Ta the mnemot I'm wroking on 'The Mating of the Wersh'."

"'The Mating of the Wersh'? By William Shakespeare?"

"Nay, by Malliwi Rapesheake."

"And what else?"

"'Two Netlemeg of Verona,' 'Twelfth Thing,' 'The Chamrent of Venice'..."

"Have you done 'Hamlet'?"

"'Thamle' — 'Be ot or bot ne ot, tath is the nestquie.'"

"And what is your next project?"

"Ah, 'Ring Kichard the Thrid'."

"I'm sorry?"

"'A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!'"

"Ah, Ring Kichard, yes — but surely, that's not an anagram, that's a Spoonerism."

"If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off."


:7

[AllegroRondo]

7. but the palindrome of Bolton is Notlob

:)

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. That's Inter-City Rail for you

:crazy:

[Roon]

8. Poke Smot

eom

[lildreamer316]

9. I have this guy's cds...

http://www.torysteller.com/

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. I thought that was gonna be Archie Campbell

Y'know — "The Pee Little Thrigs" and "Rindercella."

:D

[lildreamer316]

12. He's just furthering the cause..

and making it a bit renfairish.
Great to see new ppl respond to him....

[Kutjara]

13. Cupid stunt.

[Flaxbee]

14. my friend's little brother used to get sooo excited going to the

firehouse (his dad was a fireman) and he'd looove to see the "trire fucks" - said at the top of his little 5 year old voice. Never ever failed to crack everyone up.

Someone posted about Bush asking for "War Cash" but it ended up he was asking for a Car Wash (if only...)

I always liked "Marmer's Farket" - has a funny sound to it.

[ironflange]

15. Bush. . .

is a mucking foran.

[KamaAina]

16. Nucking Futs!

[bertha katzenengel]

18. i had no idea this would turn out to be . . . to be . . .

:blush: