My jerk brother-in-law got us a talking Spongebob doll for X-mas.

[DrWeird]

I think he's trying to kill me.

At about three this morning I was violently awakened by the shrill sound of "IIIIIIIIIIII'M READY!" emanating from my closet. This was followed a gibbering, lovecraftian giggling. After what was apparently yodeling and a few other innane comments Spongebob was in my hand as I head out the front door. As Spongebob was hurtling through the air I could hear him say, "Easy. Easy. Easy." He landed in the dumpster with a solid thud and a,"what did I do to deserve this." As I hurried back to the door, I heard a faint,"See you later." After fumbling with my keys and just before I got in the door the last thing I heard was Spongebob, in a very smug tone of voice, saying, "goodnight."

Tonight I'm sleeping with my baseball bat.

[Snivi Yllom]

1. i'm sorry

Talking Elmo is just as bad.

[ronnykmarshall]

3. I HATE ELMO!!

My ex-roomate got one for Valentine's Day :puke: from his boyfriend.

This was back in 1998 after I had gone through a emotional breakup. My roomate and his boyfriend were the type of couple you just wanted to kill. Honey, this sweetie, that! :puke:

So on V-Day his boyfriend gets him that god-damn spawn of Satan "Tickle Me Elmo". The night of V-Day, they came home (in their usual loud ass way) and set that damn Elmo off a dozen times. This is at 3am. Over and over with the "cute" little giggles and shit that fucking thing spews.

I had a "guest" that night (another fellow scored guy, who came over and we had hot "I hate couples" sex for hours). He turns to me says "do you have kids"?

[bigwillq]

2. i love Spongebob

Got my spongebob jammies on

[SlavesandBulldozers]

4. ahahah

great post. now if I can just grab my roomate's parrot and find a convenient dumpster.

there's nothing like a little "Hello! Hello! Hi! Hi! WAAASSSSUUUUUP" at 3 in the morning to make you feel like a little late nite parrot-stew.

[myrna minx]

5. Sounds like your Spongebob doll was set to "evil." n/t

[TXlib]

6. Was that from the Simpsons?

[myrna minx]

8. Yep.

:toast:

[DarkPhenyx]

7. We got my brother a singing dancing Hank Williams Jr doll.

It sits on the bar and I hit the button everytime I go for a beer. It's a darn good thing his wife likes me. :)

[VelmaD]

9. Wouldn't be so bad...

if it was Hank Sr. :)

But for Hank Jr...I'm thinking you richly deserve this. :spank:

[Forkboy]

10. Send it to me!!! I love Spongebob!!!

gimme gimme gimme! :)

[everythingsxen]

11. At least he didn't get you a...

Happy Time Harry doll.


Though he really could have sprung for the Jiggle-Belly with night-vision goggles.