Whatever your issue is, it's a losing issue for Dems, and you should be quiet.

[Rabrrrrrr]

And whatever candidate you support is the wrong one; and even if you support the right one, you are supporting him/her for the wrong reasons.

The only viable candidate is mine, and the only viable issues are the ones that I set.

This sentence is a flame attack on everything you hold dear. This follow up sentence is to insult you for being offended by the truth of my flame.

And one last personal parting shot challenging your psychological balance.

And a final salvo to remind you that your candidate totally lost the debate, no matter how much you pretend otherwise or invent your own fictional universe.

Oh, and finally, an insult to your party loyalty.

[ChoralScholar]

1. Whoa. Too specific. Take a step back and explain in

broad-brush terms. </sarcasm>

Really seems like that doesn't it buddy?

[Joe Fields]

2. yeah, I got that memo

[JVS]

3. BUT I DEMAND WEEKLY TELEVISED MONSTER-TRUCK RALLIES!

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. THAT's the issue I'm talking about!!

THAT is the issue that'll win us the 2008 election!

[JVS]

5. But once again the moderates cave, not realizing that those...

who oppose monster trucks wouldn't ever vote for us anyway

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. GLOBAL WARMING IS ALL THAT MATTERS!!!!!!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Nice post, Hitler.

:eyes:

[crispini]

14. You know, this little piece of repartee...

never fails to make me laugh. :D

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Do you remember StopTheMorans' Nice post, Hitler thread?

It was absolutely hysterical. I miss that guy. He was really, really funny.

[trof]

8. Also, your sexual orientation is EXTREMELY suspect.

No...wait...that's freerepublic.
;-)

[ellacott]

9. If you don't support my candidate

You are emboldening the republicans. :)

I understand what you mean. Some are very passionate about their choices.

[LynneSin]

10. That's it - I'm voting 3rd Party - I have my values you know

:eyes:

[Lil Missy]

11. Arrrgh! And the "purity tests" drive me insane!

[wildhorses]

12. rabrrrr, i can name this tune in two words ---

you suck...


that's the song isn't it:bounce:



what do i win??

[Debi]

13. What the hell??? Did somebody close GD?????

:hi:

:yoiks:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. This is the Lounge

It's "My favorite band rules; your favorite band drools."

:headbang:









But, in the end, it's the same thing, innit?

[bertha katzenengel]

16. God damned right. Did you know that I support the terrorists by

getting angry and being frightened the other day when a guy I work with said "maybe I should bring in a gun and start shooting up the place."

You're absolutely right, Rabrrrrrrr. Thank you for correcting me. I'll go recant my statement to Admin, and go apologize to the guy for being scared.

[Strawman]

17. That's a nice template for a random GD post generator

I'd design one, but 1) I don't know how and 2) besides that I'm too lazy.

[madinmaryland]

19. YOU ARE A HUGH MORAN, with no MORELS!!1!!

Your screwn for supporting ____________________!!1!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. Your challenge made me code brown my pants.

:blush:

[Deja Q]

20. Rejected.

I'm sorry, but if we always tell people "Ignore bullies and they'll lose interest and go away", why do we respond to their trolling of hand-picked issues, many of which we respond to at the wrong time or in just the wrong way which in turn cements their viewpoint?

In essence, the trolls turn an irrelevant issue into the one that lets them win.

And what's more important - issues that affect all Americans, or only a handful of them? And when not to be lulled by reverse psychology. The line between having faith and being gullible.

[EstimatedProphet]

22. Oh yeah? Well, my 'issue' is getting Dems elected!

So it can't be a losing issue for Dems. Wrap your head around that one pally!