I'm curious... are there actually any "new" posters in the lounge this evening?

[Writer]

If so, hello! :hi:

[BarenakedLady]

1. I'm new!

I've never been here before. I harkened your beckoning to the Lounge.

You do not know me.

I am but a stranger in a strange land.

[Writer]

3. Ohhhhh... well that's interesting.

There used to be a poster named NakedbareLady that used to frequent this forum quite a bit.

Anyway, welcome you incredibly NEW poster! :hi:

[BarenakedLady]

7. Oh I've heard of her

She's a total bitch.

I am not her.

I am totally new.

:hi:

[Writer]

10. Is she the one that got my recruitment thread locked?

Bah! That's okay. BarenakedLady makes more sense than NakedbareLady, anyway. :P

[BarenakedLady]

13. Did it really get locked?

LoL. Gawd I'm so out of it.

[Writer]

15. Yeah, it did.

Apparently it wasn't "political" enough. HA! Others believe their deviousness won the day, but I know better. ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Would you like a tour?

:hi:

[Writer]

6. Oeditpus takes very good care of BarenakedLadies...

he's a good one to have around.

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. I'm gentlemanly to the clothed ones, as well

O8)

[BarenakedLady]

8. Oh yes please.

If you would be so kind.

I often rely upon the kindness of strangers.

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Well, if you look to your immediate left

you'll see ThomCat. It's his birthday. Say "Happy birthday, ThomCat!"

On his left is NewWaveChick1981. It's her birthday as well. Do not feed her. She's evil.

Over your right shoulder is someone post-whoring. This is a frequent Lounge occurrence. Ignore it; it's relatively harmless unless agitated.

Through that door (points) is General Discussion. Never go through that door.



Now, if you'll walk this way...









(Wait for it...)









...you'll see the Hug Smilie. Treat him well, for he is your best friend.

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

2. I'm very new and have no experience in these kind of things

this lounge is an unusual experiment in human relations and i will have to observe a bit before i feel comfortable with actually posting something.

:shrug:

[Writer]

4. It's like watching people in the park.

A good place to take notes.

[BarenakedLady]

11. Yes, I see your point.

I have been here but only a few moments and I feel the need to protect my virtue.

[SPKrazy]

31. your virtue is safe with me my dear!

i will protect it with all my :evilgrin: might! ;)

[Critters2]

24. Funny. You look mighty familiar. nt

[SPKrazy]

32. hey do i know you?

you look familiar too

mebbe it's just the avvie?

:hi:

[Whoa_Nelly]

9. Am new here!

Hi Everyone!

[Writer]

12. WhoaaaaaaNelly!

:hi:

You look just like the Whoa_Nelly WITHOUT the green glasses - amazing!

[Whoa_Nelly]

14. Writer!!! I so don't have a mustache either (anymore! )

just kidding :loveya: :pals: :hi:

[Writer]

16. And I never HAD ONE TO BEGIN WITH!

So THERE! :P

[Whoa_Nelly]

20. Indeed you are! And much fresher than this one!

[Writer]

21. My tube is shaped like Rosie O'Donnell.

It's quite a rush. :P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

17. Here!

:hi: ;)

[Writer]

18. Hey, aren't you that handsome guy that keeps sending me...

naughty pictures?

Cut that OUT!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

27. The pictures part is right!

:evilgrin:

[texanwitch]

19. I have been gone all day,

This sort of makes me new for evening.

[Writer]

22. Well good evening, new lady of the evening.

:hi:

[texanwitch]

26. Thank you.

It is nice to be here.:hi:

[whirlygigspin]

28. new here

seems a bit seedy, first impressions...ahhh.

[Writer]

29. hello, whirly...

oh it's all in good fun. :hi:

[whirlygigspin]

30. hi writer

glad to hear it!

[The_Wizard]

33. First Timer

Ok luck...

[ThomCat]

34. Hi Wizard,

Welcome to DU and to the lounge. :hi: