Are any of you in an interplanetary relationship? or an inter-galactical relationship?

[Wapsie B]

I mean some of those Romulan babes really got it going on. :P

[skygazer]

1. I am but I have to keep it secret

Because my lover from the Planet Zaxon is planning a big coup which depends on total secrecy and if anyone spills the beans...... whoops. :blush:

[Wapsie B]

2. Hey, your secret's safe with me.

[Gormy Cuss]

3. I was involved with a Vulcan. Talk about emotionally distant.

I swore off aliens after that.

[Wapsie B]

4. Yeah, somethings were just not meant to be.

You live and learn.

[regularguy]

5. Yeah, the distance sucks, but the tang is great....

[Wapsie B]

7. Oh yeah, tell me about it.........

Sometimes absence does make the heart grow fonder if you catch my drift.

[Writer]

6. I had a passionate relationship with Zorg for a few months.

He had very large tentacles.

[Wapsie B]

8. OMG. A tentacle queen.......

I hope it was a fulfilling relationship. I've heard it said that it's hard to find guys who'll measure up.

[hunter]

48. Ooooo. Tentacles. That's hot.

[LeftyMom]

9. Nah, we're both from Vega and here on Earth to

oh shit, I almost spilled the beans there. Sorry hon.

[Wapsie B]

11. Omg I knew it!

;-)

[TrogL]

10. Spock and I have had a thing going for years

[Wapsie B]

12. I can see the attraction.

Intellect is cool.

[Q3JR4]

13. Do anonymous

anal probes count?

I've been having these strange dreams lately and I walk bowlegged the next day, figured I'd ask to be sure.

:tinfoilhat:

[Wapsie B]

15. As long as it's between consenting adult carbon life-forms

I would say it counts. God that must've hurt.

[Parche]

14. Relation Ship

I tried, but his 'head' was too big :rofl: :hi:

[Wapsie B]

16. ..............

:rofl:

:hi:

[Squatch]

17. I'm in love with the Earth

[Wapsie B]

20. I am too.

There are a lot of places I have yet to see. Most of it in fact.

[Squatch]

23. Aha! I *KNEW* she was cheating on me.

[tandot]

18. Now that I think about it...sometimes it really feels like he came from a totally

different planet :shrug:

[Wapsie B]

21. I know what you're saying.

I've had that feeling myself. Like we're from a totally different universe even. But in this case it's not a good thing at all.

[Evoman]

19. Klingon.

Broke up with her. Was getting tired of explaining the broken ribs and limbs to my family.

[Wapsie B]

22. Yeah I've heard those Klingon babes can really have issues.

I'm glad you got out of that abusive situation.

[Beausoleil]

24. I married a Moon-Child

Does that count?

[Wapsie B]

27. It sure does.

They're out of this world!

[Shell Beau]

25. Every time I see this thread, it reminds me of that Beastie Boys song!

Intergalatic planetary-planetary intergalactic

[Wapsie B]

28. I don't know that one.

Beastie Boys.......that's been awhile.

[Shell Beau]

32. This one was like 1999 or so!

Yep, a while. But not Brass Monkey long ago!

[Wapsie B]

35. Brass Monkey?

:shrug:

I've used the term,"Cold enough to freeze the ass off a Brass Monkey" before but that's it.

[Shell Beau]

38. What????? You don't know that song?

chorus) Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey - junkie
That funky Monkey

Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel
Put your left leg down - your right leg up
Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us
Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell

(repeat chorus)

Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace
When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew - we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by - she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"
I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

Step up to the bar - put the girl down
She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it
We had a case in the place and we went right through it
You got a dry Martini - thinking you're cool
I'll take your place at the bar - I smack you off your stool
I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it
I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it
We got the bottle - you got the cup
Come on everybody let's get ffffff





What Beastie Boys songs do you know? You Gotta Fight for Your Right, to Paaarrrrty!!!!!!

[Wapsie B]

39. The one I know is You Gotta Fight for Your Right, to Paaarrrrty!!!!!!

But if I heard the music to Brass Monkey I bet it might sound familiar.

Hey, I led a sheltered life back then. :P

[Shell Beau]

40. Well then I guess that is okay!!

Brass Monkey is my favorite one!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_neay1HfK5s
Check it out!

[Wapsie B]

42. When I'm at home I will definitely check out Brass Monkey on youtube.

:thumbsup:

[billyskank]

26. I had a fling with this formless energy from Galactic Cluster 25791

but we grew apart.

[Wapsie B]

30. Oh god I hate when that happens.

Breakups can be painful.

[Deep13]

29. I'm screwing the green chick from Star Trek.

But hey, who ain't?

[Wapsie B]

33. Good for you!

I've got a thing for Dr. Crusher myself. And Lt.Uhura (sp)

[Kutjara]

31. In the immortal words of Kryten:

"It's the old, old story. Droid meets droid. Droid becomes chameleon. Droid loses chameleon, chameleon turns into blob, droid gets blob back again, blob meets blob, blob goes off with blob, and droid loses blob, chameleon and droid. How many times have we seen that story?"

[Wapsie B]

34. Yeah, the story of relationships never change.

It's the same sad song for a lot of us.

[NewJeffCT]

36. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

I had a fling with the then Queen of Naboo. Unfortunately, she was involved with some jerk-off and ended up dying less than a year later.

[Wapsie B]

41. Oh damn.

I hate to see someone go down that road. It can be so tragic, as evidenced by your experience.

[NewJeffCT]

45. I know

she had a lot going on, too. Smart, beautiful, very capable, liberal. Had expensive taste in clothes, though.

[Wapsie B]

46. If only she could've seen that she was so much better

than that jerk. Breaks my heart. A clothes horse huh? Well we all have our vices I guess.

[trof]

37. I dated a girl from New Jersey once.

That's as close as I've come.

[Wapsie B]

43. The girl I've been thinking of moved into a frat house one summer.

We had a good thing going on but it still wasn't enough for her. :shrug:

[NewJeffCT]

44. eek

I married a girl from NJ about 10 years ago. Luckily, we had no offspring when we divorced.

[Shakespeare]

47. Interplanet Janet!!

They say our solar system is centered 'round the sun,
Nine planets, large and small, parading by.
But somewhere out in space,
There's another shining face
That you might see some night up in the sky. Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system Ms. from a future world,
She travels like a rocket with her comet team
And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen.

She's been to the Sun, it's a lot of fun,
It's a hot-spot, It's a gas!
Hydrogen and helium in a big, bright, glowing mass. It's a star, it's a star! So Janet got an autograph!

Mercury was near the Sun so Janet stopped by,
But the mercury on Mercury was much too high, so
Janet split for Venus but on Venus she found
She couldn't see a thing for all the clouds around.
Earth looked exciting, kind of green and inviting,
So Janet thought she'd give it a go.
But the creatures on that planet looked so very weird to Janet,
She didn't even dare to say hello.

It's a bird, it's a plane! Why, it must be a UFO, but it was:
Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system Ms. from a future world,
She travels like a rocket with her comet team
And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen.

Mars is red and Jupiter's big
And Saturn shows off its rings.
Uranus is built on a funny tilt
And Neptune is its twin,
And Pluto, little Pluto, is the farthest planet from the Sun.

They say our solar system is not alone in space.
The Universe has endless mystery.
Some future astronaut
May find out that what he'd thought
Was a shooting star instead turned out to be... Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system Ms. from a future world,
She travels like a rocket with her comet team
And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen.

[wildhorses]

49. i'm pretty sure my mother is an alien

and our relationship is definitely NOT of this world:eyes:

[Wapsie B]

50. same for my dad unfortunately

sad to say