I am 7:00 into the 23:04 Live version of "Whipping Post"

[underpants]

and I am stonecold sober

Should I be alarmed at my current circumstances?

How does it end? *PLEASE* post "Spoiler" in the subject line.

Thank you in advance.

[Bunny]

1. Put everything on pause until you can get a six-pack and a nice

big fattie. You are in grave danger if you don't follow my instructions!

[Shell Beau]

2. You feel like you're dying!

Edit: btw, this may or may not be a spoiler! :rofl:

[underpants]

3. Ahem SPOILER

:rofl:

That was very very very funny

[Shell Beau]

7. I edited! Is that better?

:spray:

[underpants]

9. Yep

Housewares

[taterguy]

4. Damnit you're supposed to put a Spoiler alert in your header

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. ***SPOILER***

Keyboards are involved.

[underpants]

6. Good

"Ana Ng" is next on the iPod

don't ask somethings are just that way

[bbernardini]

8. See if there's a video on YouTube of Frank Zappa's 1988 band doing it.

All the greatness of the song without all the length. And horns!

Otherwise, just find any Zappa version of it.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

10. It ends when you crap your pants at the sheer awesomeness of it.

[underpants]

12. Done

and done

:hi:

[Joe Fields]

11. Sometimes, not all the time, mind you, but just somnetimes, he feels

like he's tied to the whipping post.

Hope I didn't ruin the suspense.

[underpants]

13. Truth be told

I saw that ending coming