Since I bought all of this new stuff for my house, who is coming over to clean?

[Shell Beau]

:shrug: I will provide liquor and/or beer! What do ya say?

[texanwitch]

1. Same thing here.

I need to clean up before the neat freak housemate gets home tomorrow.

We are still waiting for someone to clean up the living room.

[datasuspect]

2. what kind of liquor?

and do you have a big enough yard for me to pitch a tent in?

[Shell Beau]

4. Oh yeah! My back yard is HUGE!! But I do have 3 dogs that may

try to get in the tent with you! I do have 2 guest bedrooms, though (which, btw, also need cleaning!!)

[datasuspect]

6. that sounds lovely

i'll bring the peanuts and reggae music.

oh and i have hats, lots of hats.

[Shell Beau]

7. I love reggae!! Bob Marley is a fave!

[datasuspect]

8. i'm listening to desmond dekker right now

"we're having a party, i hope you are hearty"

[AllegroRondo]

3. free beer? I'll be right over!

:beer:

[Shell Beau]

5. Woohoo!! You don't mind sweeping and mopping, do ya?

[AllegroRondo]

10. not at all!

I even do windows!

nothing like military experience to teach you how to be a janitor.

[rug]

9. You'll need heroin for me to clean.

[datasuspect]

11. you got a clean fit?

mine's all dull and shit

[Shell Beau]

12. I am fresh out of that but I am sure I could substitute with something!