"...it's all very tasteful, except the stripper poles."

[GOPisEvil]

http://www.statesman.com/news/content/shared-gen/ap/Recordings/People_5_Cent_Mansion.html

50 Cent's mansion (once owned by Mike Tyson!!!) is up for sale. This is near Hartford, CT.

The 52-room mansion that rapper 50 Cent has called home for more than three years, an estate once owned by boxer Mike Tyson, is up for sale.

The rap artist (real name: Curtis James Jackson III) bought the 48,000-plus-square-foot house in September 2003 for $4.1 million.

Since buying the mansion, 50 Cent has reportedly spent up to $6 million renovating the house, including adding a helicopter pad.

...

"I was surprised it hadn't come on the market because we were expecting it," Clemens said. "He's put a lot into it, and it's all very tasteful, except the stripper poles."

[Madrone]

1. Um...

No. Call the realtor back and tell him your more tasteful half has put the kibosh on the deal. Stat!



:P

[GOPisEvil]

2. But, but, but...all of your animals would have their own rooms!

Cover one of the stripper poles in carpet and the cats can use it as a big ol' scratching post!

[Madrone]

11. Hmmmm...

Thats a good point you've got there.


:think:


And now that I think about it.... You'd look DAMNED good on a stripper pole. Call back the realtor!






:woohoo:



:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

12. Great, now my post down there makes me look like a moran.

Way to go, looser! :P

[Madrone]

13. Well, yeah.

But at least you're lookin' like a HAWT moran in that thong! :P

[GOPisEvil]

15. Awww...

...the thong doesn't make me look fat? :D

[Madrone]

16. No...

But it makes your butt look HUUUNGRY! :D


Love ya! Going home.

[GOPisEvil]

18. I just fed it pizza!

:shrug:

Love you, too. Talk to you soon. :*

[ghostsofgiants]

14. ...

[GOPisEvil]

20. !

:rofl:

[Madrone]

8. Replied in wrong spot.

x(

[GOPisEvil]

9. Dammit!! I thought you threw those away!

Jeez, I've REALLY let myself go lately! x(









:rofl:

[Pale Blue Dot]

3. Near Hartford, huh?

Sarah, I think we've found our new home!!! :woohoo:

[GOPisEvil]

4. Just for the helicopter pad alone!

Stripper poles too?! :woohoo:

[Pale Blue Dot]

6. How else are you supposed to bring the strippers in?

:shrug:

Note to my wife: Not that we would need to bring any in, sweetheart. :loveya:

Hey David, are you and Madrone coming for the house-warming party? :party:

[GOPisEvil]

7. See? That 50 Cent is a forward thinker!

Party? Hell yeah! We're there! :party:

[Pale Blue Dot]

17. Great! Can you bring the strippers?

We'll supply the poles.

[GOPisEvil]

19. Whoa, hey...I'm not married yet...

I can be kicked to the curb a lot easier than you.

What we do is we get a pay as you go cell phone, order the strippers, send the 'copter for 'em, then act surprised when they show up.

[Pale Blue Dot]

21. Act surprised when who shows up?

How's that? ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

22. ...

*touches side of nose and nods*

[SarahB]

23. A-hem!

Your punishment will be me saying "fitty cent" all


night





long. :D


You know I admire the athleticism of the pole. Personally, I'm thinking, you, David and a pair of g-strings. :evilgrin:

[Pale Blue Dot]

24. Will we be in da club?

:woohoo:

[SarahB]

25. You're a goofball!

How many beers are you drinking in your office right now? J/K Speaking of stuff, you need to ponder all my questions from Tuesday night. :D

p.s. I'm so in da club!

[GOPisEvil]

26. Sure, sure...equal time and all that...give and take..

;)}(

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. Well, I can't complain.

It's a lot classier than my house would be if I had that kind of money.

[GOPisEvil]

10. Yeah, I'd probably have a black velvet Elvis or five.