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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 02:53 PM
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Snappy Answer #1

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened His trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

Snappy Answer #2

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Snappy Answer #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding Rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The Kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop Finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Snappy Answer #4

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that Reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him And he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of fuel.

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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-alec guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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meti57b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 02:56 PM
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1. They're great!!
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BigDaddyLove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 03:13 PM
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2. #2 does it for me......
:D
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 03:25 PM
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3. Re: Snappy answer #1
Edited on Thu Jan-15-04 03:26 PM by 2dumb2beprez
Last summer a guy standing on the sidewalk exposed himself to my wife as she sat at a stoplight in downtown D.C. As the light changed to green she turned to the guy and shouted, "You know, that looks just like a penis, only smaller," before driving away.

on edit: typoà
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