The statement in this post body is true.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

The statement in this post title is false.

[Whoa_Nelly]

1. The statement in the subject line for this post is true

The statement in the subject line for this post is false

[JVS]

2. It's shit like this that fucks with the server and keeps our siglines away

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

3. Life's rough.

Life's smooth sailin'.

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

4. you are fucking with my head man...

and it doesn't take much tonight :rofl:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

5. So sorry.

Happy to be of soivice!

[camero]

6. Your post is an oxymoran

:)

[Random_Australian]

7. I can one-up that. This statement is false.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

8. This coming from someone whose drains rotate backwards

:rofl:

Just kidding... http://www.sciencetheatre.org/ask_st/050692.html

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. An unstoppable force meets an immovable object

God is pissed.

[datasuspect]

10. captain that is highly illogical

[krispos42]

11. Don't tell Bush this

His brain will freeze up as he followed the circle.


Hmmm...

Tell him anyway. It's not like there'd be any effective difference.

[meegbear]

12. Is it true that when you say "no", you mean "yes"?

[wildhorses]

18. yes, that is false.

no, this is true.

[meegbear]

19. Yeah, but no way.

[Orsino]

13. This ain't Star Trek, man.

My computer is protected by Norman Anti-virus, and you're not gonna trick it into overloading.

[Monk06]

14. Almost an example of the Tarski Paradox but not quite

[Shell Beau]

15. My head hurts!

[myrna minx]

16. "I think I'm getting smarter!"

"

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. OK....first I have to deal with the fucking jet lag...

And now you come along with this???

ACK!

:mad:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

20. You MUST be lagged!

NOT your usual greeting! :rofl:

[Elidor]

21. Fri May-04-07 10:49 AM...Peggy lets rip the F-bomb

I believe this is the second time in recorded history.

[RedStateShame]

22. That having been said, it's still not a pipe.