I need a new candidate, and I can be bought. NOTE: This is a LOUNGE thread

[Pale Blue Dot]

I was a CMB supporter until about a month ago, when I saw the handwriting on the wall. Now my vote is up for grabs. What will you pay me to support your candidate?

Please, I don't want to read any namby-pamby ramblings about issues and elect-ability. I just want your money and gifts.

What're you offering?

[JohnKleeb]

1. bribery lol

Sorry Finn, I dont have any money.

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. John, can't you sell an organ or something?

I kind of like Kucinich, and I'd hate to see you miss out!

[felonious thunk]

2. For an extra 10 grand

Your candidate will also receive my support, along with Finnfan's.

[cjbuchanan]

3. I'll give you a broken popcorn maker

and three AA batteries (new) if you go with Graham. Oh, wait. Never mind.

[JVS]

5. Where are you?

[Pale Blue Dot]

6. Southeastern PA.

But the winning DUer should be willing to ship his/her gift from anywhere!

[LynneSin]

7. Support Dean and I'll invite you to future Philly gatherings

if you don't - we won't let you know where they are.

And don't think Ramsey will give into your whims - she's a Dean supporter too!

[Pale Blue Dot]

9. Hmmm... a very tempting offer...

By the way, my inventory is May 15th this year!

[LynneSin]

11. Support Dean or our next gathering will be on May 15th

:evilgrin:

[Pale Blue Dot]

14. Are all Dean supporters as deliciously mean and evil as you?

Counter offer: How about I jump on the Eagles bandwagon, and we'll call it even?

[LynneSin]

17. Nah, I don't approve of Eagles Bandwagoneers

I cheered on my team when they sucked and I only have respect for others who have done the same!!

[BigDaddyLove]

8. A Pizzazz pizza maker and a cat...............

for your support of Kerry.

[Pale Blue Dot]

12. I'm afraid some other Kerry supporter is going to have to step up

I already have a Pizza Maker (her name is Jane), and I do not need another cat!

[BigDaddyLove]

18. O.K., O.K.......how about.....

Three Christmas ornaments, a Buffalo Sabres hockey jersey, and a new set of guitar strings?

How's THAT?

[Pale Blue Dot]

19. You got me with the guitar strings

It's my New Year's resolution to learn this year. You're on the list. :-)

[BigDaddyLove]

20. Excellent..........

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

10. Sex...

and lots of it. :evilgrin:

[Pale Blue Dot]

15. See, LynneSin

Now THIS is an offer. You can catch more flies with honey....

[Dookus]

13. SE PA, eh?

A free hoagie if you vote for Clark.

[Pale Blue Dot]

16. Hmmm... food, sex, a DU gathering, one of John Kleeb's kidneys...

These are all good offers!

[NoPasaran]

21. Wait! I'll offer you Kleeb's other kidney!

[Pale Blue Dot]

23. Cool! A matching set! nt

[terrya]

22. I will come to your house and do housework if you support Dean.

And I'll even do the windows! :-)

Terry

[Pale Blue Dot]

24. Will you empty the kitty litter?

I hate that job!

[terrya]

25. Yep...I'll even empty the kitty litter box!!

I don't mind that...:-)

[Pale Blue Dot]

26. You're on the list!

:-)