I just discovered a cure for loneliness

[Lilith Velkor]

Getting a email from a former friend that you can't stand. x(

Aahhh...solitude is nice. B-)

[khashka]

1. Another Cure

Adopting a vicious animal that bites you, savages your neighbors and eats small children. You won't be alone for long.


Khash.

[wildhorses]

3. khash!!!

:bounce:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. ...

:hi:

[Lilith Velkor]

6. Now that just ain't right.

Your vicious animal should at least be trained to bring back the remains so you can cook them and eat them later.

Small children tend to be high in fat, so a little goes a long way. If the animal remains very cranky, you might want to encourage it to switch to eating vegans.

[crispini]

9. Long time no see!

:hi:

[ThomCat]

2. Yes, there are some people who are such bad company

that you're gladly, happily be alone. I think we all know a few of those people.
x(

[Lilith Velkor]

10. I met her back in my 20s when I was trying to be a nice person

I will never EVER forgive the guy who called her my name when he was fucking her. She's been "trying to be friendly" ever since.

But I'm a bitch now, and I'm not even gonna bother telling her to fuck off this time, because she'll just email me later like nothing happened. Ugh.

[graywarrior]

4. Man, that is so true.

[NightWatcher]

7. anytime I get lonely, I look back at my divorce papers

and I think, AHHHH tis joy to be alone.
Thanks for the pick-me-up

[Critters2]

8. Me too! And when I wish I'd had children,

I consider what THAT custody fight would've been like! My ex-MIL fighting for the grandkids (cuz the slug wouldn't have really cared). There's a nightmare I don't even want to imagine!