Sad news: My doctor told me I can't bear children today

[Merrick]

Because I'm a boy.

[pokerfan]

1. I just found out myself

It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c

[edbermac]

3. Even Biggus Dickus?

[pokerfan]

4. It's every man's right!

Bigus Dickus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw

[Merrick]

9. It's probably for the best

Like most other things I probably would've grown bored with it after a week or so and tossed it in the closet behind the Nintendo 64, pogo stick and ham radio.

[Kutjara]

2. I can't bear them either.

Annoying little bastards.

[Withywindle]

5. No, not today.

Not preggers.

Not tomorrow, either. Or even next week.

(How about "never"? Does "never" work for you?)

[Bucky]

6. I assume your gynocologist was feeling pretty awkward at that moment, too

Did he at least help you out of the stirrups first?

[Merrick]

7. No. In fact, I thought he was rather rude.

Kind of condescending. Sorry, not everyone is a bigshot doctor genius. jeez.

[Book Lover]

8. Oh, pshaw

Strap the little ones to your back and no problem! There you are, bearing children...

[KittyWampus]

10. but think of all the things you CAN do.

!

[pokerfan]

12. What, pee standing up?

:bounce:

[Parche]

11. DR

Did you just find that out on the sperm of the moment??? :bounce: