Think of a really lame invention

[LibraLiz1973]

And then post your idea here




Mine: An automatic fork. Instead of having to lift the fork to your mouth, you suction cup the electric fork (on a swing arm)to the table and it does the loading and lifting for you.

[Taverner]

1. A Tamera - combination tire and camera

[LibraLiz1973]

24. ha ha!

[Guava Jelly]

2. Dehydrated Water!!!!!

You open the package..... And Just Add Water

Smart hugh? :):silly:

[LibraLiz1973]

25. Wet and Deeeelish

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Eyebrow twirler. n/t

[Merrick]

4. A snail crusher

in case you wear a lot of fancy shoes and your yard is lacking for rocks or blocks of wood. Yours for two easy payments of 19.95, then one really hard payment I'm not going to tell you about.

[Merrick]

5. Non-alcoholic whiskey

same great taste and refreshment you can enjoy while operating heavy machinery

[LibraLiz1973]

19. ROFLMAO!!!!!

[Twillig]

41. Isn't that in Star Trek TNG?

Stupidest idea ever.

The future is hell, if that's somebody's view of it.

[Lautremont]

6. "Piece-O-Poo"

An Oh Henry-type chocolate bar in a clear wrapper.

[LibraLiz1973]

20. Ewww!! lol

[Crabby Appleton]

7. solar powered tanning bed nt

[LibraLiz1973]

21. Good one!

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Steam-driven water wheel

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. An automatic cat-petter.

This would be an outstretched rubber or plastic hand mounted to a wall or on a stand where the cat can reach it. The hand is battery-powered or connected to a wall outlet, and includes a photo sensor that activates a petting motion of the fingers when the cat approaches.

I hope nobody steals my patent. :)

[LibraLiz1973]

22. That could be HANDy!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

10. A Fire Bidet.

A high pressure bidet used for putting out fires.

Not a bidet that shoots fire, that would be stupid.

[LibraLiz1973]

23. For a sec I thought u were trying to give a new meaning to FIRE CROTCH

[EstimatedProphet]

11. An electric oil lamp

[wildhorses]

12. a strawberry alarm clock

for when they oversleep

[hiaasenrocks]

13. Jeff Foxworthy. n/t

[otherlander]

14. The Albinomatic

Looks like a milk carton with a glowing tomato attatched.
Turns you albino.
Maybe the tomato explodes in your face.

maybe.

[Merrick]

15. Instant headache pills

[carly denise pt deux]

16. The Popiel Pocket Fisherman

Carly

[EstimatedProphet]

17. Nuclear-powered cardboard

And for those who have environmental concerns, it's safe - cardboard uses no energy.

[eppur_se_muova]

18. A plastic foam block to place your hands on during Yoga or Pilates -- $19.95

Actually, that's the in-store price. They're only $9.95 from Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/High-density-Block-Blocks-Pilates-Price/dp/B000HWF7T0

Apparently, natural wood blocks are out of the question.

ETA: I stand corrected. Bamboo blocks are available for $23.95: http://www.amazon.com/Drishti-Bamboo-Yoga-Block/dp/B000HFQ3IQ/ref=pd_sbs_sg_3/103-1606085-2925439

[JCMach1]

26. Diet Cola

Just drink water!

[Broken_Hero]

27. Okay....

a self lighting cigarette....I hate, that when people bum smokes from me, that they also ask for a light...I'm always of the mind "if you smoke, why not carry a lighter with you"....I think a self lighting cigarette would be awesome!

[EstimatedProphet]

38. I thought this was supposed to be lame ideas.

[jobycom]

28. A battery powered battery charger? nt

[TrogL]

29. A mesh umbrella

it's for people who like the rain but want to be socially acceptable and use an umbrella

[camero]

30. A brick bender

:silly:

[billyskank]

31. An alarm clock for deaf people that raises a flag to wake you up.

[billyskank]

32. A wrist sundial.

It goes anywhere.

[billyskank]

33. The Mark II version will be luminous

for use at night.

[HughBeaumont]

34. Automobile record player

Oh, the joke is, I'm not kidding. Yeah, THAT's effective. To no one's shock, this thing bombed worse than the Edsel and Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band starring the Bee Gees and Pete Frampton.

[eppur_se_muova]

39. Thanks for the link! Great story! nt

[gr8dane_daddy]

35. A tube attached to the end of a Bic shaver...

a gas razor.

[cobalt1999]

36. "auto-adjusting" underwear

for men.

For those moments when you need to adjust "the equipment", these underwear will sense your situation and shift things for you without the awkwardness of having to reach down and do it yourself.

[LibraLiz1973]

37. ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!

[Pacifist Patriot]

40. A president that nods and repeats whatever his evil advisors tell him...

Oh wait. I think that's been done before.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

42. Would that be "President Furby"?

A right-wing thug if there ever was one.