Would you like mustard or catsup with that?

[BikeWriter]

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. ANIMAL ABUSE JOKES ARE ****NEVER!!!!!!!**** FUNNY!!!!!!

Oh, did I tell you about the time I raped an orphaned penguin child?

[BikeWriter]

2. Rabrrrrrr, you BEAST!

[sarge43]

15. at an Olive Garden while smoking and nursing?

[BikeWriter]

17. ...and eating chicken with corn flake crust?

[sarge43]

18. ... after shopping at Wal-Mart for a biography of Queen Elizabeth?

[bigwillq]

3. Awww..that dog is so cute.

:hi:

[BikeWriter]

8. Hee hee hee! Ain't he a sweety?

:hi:

[Generic Brad]

4. Relish the thought

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

9. ROFL!

[Ptah]

5. Got any salsa? jalepenos?

:hi:

[BikeWriter]

10. Yep, but none of that New York stuff.

[Gormy Cuss]

6. Pardon Me.

Do you have any Grey Poupon?

[BikeWriter]

11. He might, if I hadn't taken him for a walk!

[Joe Fields]

7. I relish that. (sorry)

[BikeWriter]

12. Well... at least you didn't mention cat nip!

[Maineiac]

13. With what? FDon't you just suck it right out of the bottle like whipped cream in a can?

[sarge43]

14. That puppy is obviously thinking,

"There will be retribution when I'm at fighting weight." And doxies are stealth masters of retribution.

[BikeWriter]

16. Good thing they don't carry guns.

[sarge43]

19. They have been known to pull out a sling blade. n/t

[Deja Q]

20. Actually, I think the doggie already deployed a special condiment...

:yoiks:

[hippywife]

21. Neither!

That puppy's beggin' for some kraut! }(