I've had 3/4 of a bottle of wine- aske me anything!

[alarimer]

I think I'll go start a flame war about guns and abortion in GD!

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Oh dear.

:rofl::rofl:

[alarimer]

Clearly it's affected my spelling

I am SCREWN!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. I'm screwn too

I've had two big cosmos, and a guinness. I'm right behind you. :7

[SPKrazy]

33. you are screwn?

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

2. How about those Longhorns?

:shrug:

abortion and guns?

in the same thread?

:rofl:

:scared:

[alarimer]

3. Yes it is my theory that gun control leads to abortion

or the other way around, I can't remember.

[SPKrazy]

5. if they had guns

they wouldn't need abortions :silly:


or if they don't have guns, they'll need to get abortions

:wtf:

[alarimer]

4. I are an AGGIE by the way

damn those Longhorns anyway

[SPKrazy]

8. Unless They Are Playing OU!

then go longhorns goooo!

otherwise, yeah, blah on UT!

A & M though?

:shrug:



:D

[alarimer]

10. well they have a good grad program in fisheries

what can I say?

[SPKrazy]

16. that's cool!

good grad program is a good reason

did you do undergrad there?

:shrug:

[alarimer]

17. No, I went to college in Alabama

I work fulltime and go to school part-time and actually almost never set foot in College Station.

[SPKrazy]

20. oh are you in school now?

or when you were there?

[alarimer]

21. yes, part-time

On my 6th year of grad school

[SPKrazy]

22. cool, i remember reading that before in a thread

i know that you aren't real happy in your position now and are over qualified for other positions?

how long until you finish? is it a phd?

:hi:

[alarimer]

23. Masters

I hope to finish this year. I am hoping that will lead to other jobs. I am not picky as to where or even the organization.

[SPKrazy]

24. I wish you well!

and have you raise any hell in GD yet?

:rofl:

:pals:

[alarimer]

27. Thanks

No I think I got distracted from GD.

[SPKrazy]

32. ha ha!

:hi:


:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

37. Damn those Longhorns! They have them long pokie outie...

thangs on their heads. They're hard to get a rope over.

[AlCzervik]

7. include the flat tax and you've got the perfect GD Trifecta of flame.

[SoxFan]

9. No, go for the Quinella!

You need to bring up the Israel/Palestinian conflict and anything to do with Joe Lieberman!

[alarimer]

12. forgot about that

My theory is starting to get complicated

[Gormy Cuss]

11. Who stole the other 1/4 bottle?

Bastards!

[alarimer]

13. I decided I'd had enough

That way I won't feel completely terrible tomorrow

[TommyO]

15. Drink a few glasses of water

and then enjoy the rest of the wine. I may have another few shots and do things, that if described here, would not only get the thread locked, but probably get me banned for life from DU!

[TommyO]

14. Was it OK for me to have a few vodka and tonics?

[alarimer]

18. sure, join the party

the more the merrier!

[tandot]

19. Here is what I had

2 shots of Jaegermeister at 4:30 pm - I got car sick driving myself home (stop-and-go traffic for 5 miles in crazy CA traffic)

2 shots of tequila because the Jaegermeister gave me a bad tummy ache (I get that when I have sugary or sweet drinks).

It is almost 8:30 pm I just poured myself one of my favorites:

Juice of 1 lemon (or 1/2 a big one), 2 shots of vodka (about 3 oz) Ketel One, a couple of ounces of water, sweetened with 4 Splendas, stir to dissolve, and add about 4 ice cubes...cheers

[riderinthestorm]

25. Ok, look, I thought it was breastfeeding in Olive Garden while smoking

under a kudzu shaded gazebo while watching free range kitties eat songbirds.

Did I mention the circumcision discussions that erupt whilst drinking a 4th glass of wine???

:toast: Back atcha baby!

[Broken_Hero]

26. only 3/4ths?

Damn...so, not impressed....




:hide:

:hi:

[alarimer]

28. well I've decided to polish it off now

I was pacing myself so I wouldn't feel too bad.

[Broken_Hero]

29. Well, honestly...

stop pacing yourself, and get busy! :)

I'm only around beer...? 12...13? Well, I'm in the mid teens! So, get to work! :D

:hi:

[madinmaryland]

30. Why does the Olive Garden suck?

Especially with screaming children?

[alarimer]

31. I don't know

I don't think the food is bad exactly; it's just not really good. The problem with chains is that they are just boring. The same thing everywhere all the time. No surprises. It's safe, in other words (with or without the screaming kids- it's usually noisy enough that a few screaming kids make no difference).

[TrogL]

35. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN OLIVE GARDEN

It's an olive grove.

[Throckmorton]

34. Well,

What is the Latin Name for Parsley?
What is the Greek name for Swine Snout?

Thank you Mr. Browning, where ever you are.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

36. Feelin nice?

I had to scrounge to get about .2g's of shake for a last bong hit for a while :(