A fighting question...

[Broken_Hero]

I have seen Fight Club(numerous times), and I assume that a good number of the Loungers, have also seen this movie...there was a portion of this movie, where Brad Pitt asked Ed Norton, which celebrity/famous person would you fight. And, tonight, I ask the same question to you Loungers....Which celebrity/famous person/whomever would you want to fight? And, name two of them....

For me, its Ben Affleck, and Bruce Lee...I dislike Ben Affleck, not for all of his cheesy roles, but for his one role/voice characterization in the Joseph(the coat of many colors) animation.....I have seen that anime like a billion effing times, and his whining voice just makes me cringe...

As for Bruce Lee...I just want to test myself...he is supposedly the best fighter(ever), and I just can't believe a dude so effing small can kick so much ass, and I would love for him...to prove just how tough his is(regardless of the ass whooping, that I might recieve).....

[NuttyFluffers]

1. i wanna fight the Grimace! :D we'll duel with pillows at dusk!

"Nothing can stop the Grimace!" -Clerks animated series

[Broken_Hero]

2. Well, I suspect Grimace

has a bit of power/toughness....he probably can take a beating....but you need to choose two fights here....:D

[Wetzelbill]

3. Celebrity? I'd fight O'Reilly, Hannity and Limbaugh one right after the other

in a UFC style Octagon if they would go for it. That would be my celebrity pick.

Other than that, I'd fight Floyd Mayweather because he's been talking shit about MMA and, given the time to train and get in shape, I'd wipe the floor with him in a fight.

[Broken_Hero]

4. Sounds good...good choices there, :)

But Mayweather ? I accept that is a challenge there partner....but who else would you like to challenge, that would actually challenge YOU? O'Reilly/Hannity are more than likely pushover's....so who else would you want to fight/challenge, that would actually test you?

[Wetzelbill]

12. maybe Manny Pacquaio

UFC guys are too big for me. Even the lowest weight class. Like Mayweather, I could take him down at will, he wouldn't even know what to do. He's just a pure boxer. So even though he has size, I could handle that, he just is too one-dimensional. One clinch and he'd be screwed.

I don't really know of an actor or anybody I would like to fight.

I guess we'll find out what I can back up or not. I am coming out of retirement to compete again and I may have a sponsor, so we'll see. :)

[Broken_Hero]

15. But, how do you know he is one dimensional though?

Maybe he has some street/fight cred, besides his boxing talent....:D

But, I bet O'Reilly would give you a fight...he will probably drown in spin.....thats probably his killer move!

[Wetzelbill]

20. he'd have to be a world-class grappler

to worry me, which he isn't. Street fighting stuff that can help to an extent, but it probably wouldn't help him at all if I got ahold of him. He'd have to catch me right off, which is possible, but not likely. Once I got him to the ground, he'd be in big trouble. Of course, this is providing I am in shape and all. Like if I fought him tomorrow, I'd be hurting. I'm not saying I could just step out and wallop the guy after I just walked off the street. That would be lunacy. Nor would I try to stand and trade with him either. That would get me killed.

If Floyd wasn't available though, I'd fight Shatner... William Shatner.

[Broken_Hero]

24. But dude...

what about the table? There is a table in this fight, and he grabs it, and slams you over the head with it...what then? I'm talking all out brawl here bud...not some octagon...:P

[Wetzelbill]

26. oh hell then I get to bite

whole new ballgame. First I'd throw dirt in his face. Probably uppercut him in the nuts. Oh yeah, right in my element. :)

[Broken_Hero]

28. but then dude...

he throws some fry bread into a big vat of sharks...and then, your indian side kicks in, and you jump in! What do you do now! You got a big fight on your hand...and now you got sharks trying to eat your frybread!

Oh...damn...MacGyver would be so screwn in the same spot, that you are in!




:D

[Wetzelbill]

32. yeah well I'd be fucked then

Can't resist frybread. It would be worse if he tossed in some casino chips. :)

[Broken_Hero]

33. What irony!

the frybread is made of casino chips!





:D

I'm so going to hell now....:D

[Wetzelbill]

36. maybe he could toss a smallpox blanket at me too

Say hi to Custer for me. :)

[Broken_Hero]

40. Nah, not the small pox blankets...thats so 1870's....

"I really am going to hell now"

[SeattleGirl]

8. Those would be my choices too, Wetzelbill

In addition to your first three, I'd add Ann Coulter.

[Broken_Hero]

10. ?

No way...SeattleGirl has a violent streak...

My DU experience...has now been shattered beyond belief...

















Just kidding, any Mariner fan, has to kick ass.....:D

[SeattleGirl]

11. petersond!

I try to keep my violent streak under wraps. :evilgrin:

Speaking of the Mariners, did you see the game tonight? :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[Broken_Hero]

13. No, I missed it...:(

They don't show many M's games out here...the last M game I saw, was when Hernandez beat that Japanese Pitcher from the Bosox a couple weeks ago.....I so miss the M's badly...all they ever show on Espn is loser Yankee games...:(

[SeattleGirl]

14. They played the Yankees today,

and the Yankees were the losers!!!! 15-11, Mariners! And that was after the Yankees scored 5 runs in the bottom of the 1st.

:rofl:

[Broken_Hero]

16. YES!

Screw the damn Yankee's...my most hated sports team....Thanks for the good news, I must pound a beer, in celebration! :D

[SeattleGirl]

18. Mine too!

Here, have one on me! :toast:

[Broken_Hero]

23. Sure, I'll have one..:)

btw, I'm going to a Kansas meetup next week...I can't wait, to meet some Duers....I so wish/hope I could meet the Seattle Duers....perhaps...someday.

eta:spelling/grammer

[SeattleGirl]

25. Cool!

Make sure you take pics! I've met a number of Seattle DUers, and they are so great. Have fun!

[anti-everything]

19. Although,

I did enjoy seeing the Yankees beat the Braves over and over in the World Series. This is not in praise of the Yankees, it's in hatred of the Braves.

[Broken_Hero]

22. How....can you cheer for the Yanks over the Braves?

Did Dale Murphy..pee in your cheerios?




:hide:

[anti-everything]

27. When Dale Murphy was on the Braves,

I liked them. It's just the modern era Braves, as well as the Braves' fans I don't like. I used to live in Atlanta. The Braves can't even sell out a playoff game. Besides, I'm a Twinkies fan, and I got in too many fights because I lived in Atl during that World Series. I even got suspended from school because of the Braves.

[Broken_Hero]

30. Sorry to hear about your suspension...

But...the first big league game I saw(on tv no less) was the Braves/Pirates back in....damn....91 or so? I was watching them on UHF channel,and I became a big S. Avery/T. Pendleton fan....

About the only fans that I don't like, are OU Sooner fans(college football/basketball)....bleh, those fans can get outta hand(except fishwax, that guy's a-ok in my book)....

[anti-everything]

35. My problem with the Braves' fans is

the fact that there was an average of 9 people at the games when Dale Murphy was their best player, then, when they got good, everyone was a life long fan. Now, they can't even sell out a playoff game. Atlanta fans are pathetic. That's why, even after living in that shithole town for 15 years, I remained a Minnesota fan.

[Broken_Hero]

38. I can understand that pov...

When I first started watching the Braves, they were all about D. Murphy, and Lonnie Smith/T. Pendleton...

Damn...I still know Pirates fan's who hate S. Bream, and R. Beck!

[anti-everything]

5. Good question...

Tom Cruise-because I just don't like the guy.

Derek Boogaard-enforcer for the Minnesota Wild just because I'd like to see how I match up against the guy who, at 6'7" and 270 lbs, will be one of the greatest hockey goons the NHL has ever seen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR1EGzp9DLY

[Broken_Hero]

6. Sweet, good challenges there...

Tom Cruise almost beat out B. Affleck for me......

And Boogaard?...damn...I'l pay for 1/10th your hospital stay...

[anti-everything]

17. Thank you.

I think my problem with Tom Cruise began when he flexed to look at his watch in Top Gun. I've wanted to kick his arse ever since then.

As far as Boogaard...I hope my insurance would cover the other 9/10 of my hospital stay, because I'm pretty sure I would look like hamburger meat after it was all over with. I'd still fight him if I got the chance.

[Broken_Hero]

21. Well, for that remark on Boogaard...

I'll also spring for a six pack of beer! Man...if I had to fight that guy....holy god damn....I wouldn't want to....

My problem with T. Cruise started in All the Right Moves...No body, and I mean nobody...make a move on Lorainne McFly!

[anti-everything]

29. I normally drink PBR...

But I'd need a sixer of Guinness after fighting him, as well as a liter of Bushmills. I'll buy the Bushmills though.

[Broken_Hero]

31. Ha, sounds like a deal...:)

The only hockey player, I fear more is R. Borque....Scott Stevens comes as a close second.

[anti-everything]

37. Give Boogaard about two more years...

He will be the most feared in the NHL.

[TrogL]

7. You're not supposed to talk about Fight Club

[Broken_Hero]

9. ..........

:spank:

This is fight club!

:D


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[Wetzelbill]

34. Fedor Emelianenko is the best fighter ever you should fight him

That would be a serious test! :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0hngZHRMgk

[Broken_Hero]

39. damn

I'm only about half way through that...but honestly, another fight I'd like to have is against that russian olympic wrestler....Alexander Karelin...I know that guy could humble me in seconds.

[Wetzelbill]

41. oh Karelin is a monster

that guy is scary. The guy that beat him, Rulon Gardner, he fought in Pride a few years ago. He won. Talented guy.

Fedor is freakishly good. That guy is way better than everybody. It's weird watching him make the best guys in the world look easy.

[Broken_Hero]

42. Gardner...

I'm not a 100% sold on him...his defeat of Karelin I thought was a sham....but I haven't followed Gardeners career before/since then....

Did you ever follow that Joe's vs Pro's tv show? R. Couture put the hurt on a lot of folks in season II.

[Wetzelbill]

43. oh yeah I watched that

Randy whipped some ass. Those guys were terrified. That's just a whole new level. Like that one guy was a military hand to hand combat instructor and Randy tapped him out 5 times. Just brutal. But to be fair, if somebody doesn't know anything, it's easy to get tapped out. Like those guys were just walking into submissions, haha. I was once wrestling around with one of my friends, big tall skinny guy, about 6'4 maybe 180 or so, I caught him in a choke with his shirt. I didn't think I had it, because we were just playing around. He started breathing funny, I just thought he was getting winded, then he went limp. I totally choked him out cold! It scared me at first, I thought I killed the guy. But that's how easy it is, you slap on a choke wrestling around and next thing you know guys are tapping, haha.

Gardner is a legitimately great wrestler. He came back and got the bronze in 2004. He probably would have won it again if he didn't have that hunting accident when he almost froze to death, he lost a toe (maybe more than one?) and he had to relearn how to wrestle etc. He got Karelin at a good time though. 8-10 years before and it would have been lights out. Karelin won his 1992 gold medal by pinning the guy in 16 seconds, he was just that much better than everybody. Nobody could touch him at that age, not ever.

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[militaryspouse]

45. well

since i have estrogen and not testoserone, I can't say I want to physically fight anyone. Maybe give a piece of my mind to some of the celebs like britney, then I'd soften the blows by adding some big sister encouragement or sumethin.

[The_Wizard]

46. That doesn't fly...

My wife is pregnent and has boat-loads of estrogen and progesterone... she threw a Pyrex casserole pan at me for eating the last of the enchiladas I made for her a week and a half ago that she asked for. She never ate any of them... and for that I'm a horrible man. I'll take Bruce Lee.

[rug]

47. Stephen Hawking.

[Connonym]

48. mean!

:-P

[Danger Mouse]

49. Tom Cruise and Glenn Beck.

I would just LOVE to kick Tom Cruise in the nuts. Glenn Beck, it would just be fun listening to him blubber like a little baby after he gets a whoopin'.

[SKKY]

50. I'd love about 15 minutes alone with Sean Hannity...

...I'd hit him with so many lefts, he'd beg me for a right. And I'll take either of the Gallagher Brothers of Oasis, or both of them, and beat them to within an inch of their lives. I don't like those fuckers at all.

[Little Wing]

51. George W. Bush

is it okay to say that?

[flvegan]

52. Is Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist) famous enough?

If so, I'd like him in a steel cage match, please.

I don't believe in violence, so I'd have to find some way to make it such that I was "defending" myself.