Can you believe there is a petition to free Paris Hilton?

[Zywiec]

To:
The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger

Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.


more at:

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781/index.html

[Merrick]

1. That is just RIPE for satire.

thanks for posting it. My favorite line is: "She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."

whoever wrote this should immolate themselves in protest.

[unpossibles]

2. I swar I first read that as

"excrement"