I'm watching Oprah...

[NightWatcher]

and there is this guy, Chris Angel on and he is some kind of magician. He's trying to get out of a straitjacket. I can already see how he is gonna do it. When he was strapped into it he, inflated his chest and put his arms in front of his body and on top of each other. When he starts, he will move his arms around and instantly have extra room to move. Been there, done that. He also uses amateurs to tie him up- they dont know what they are doing, so they tie him up loosely.

Do I....
need to stop watching Oprah or go on the road as an escape artist?

[Shell Beau]

1. I have seen him do some messed up stuff.

The straitjacket ain't nothing!!

[NightWatcher]

2. I've seen him do some crazy stuff too, on TV ( so it has to be real)

[Shell Beau]

3. Of course its real. He can do magic. He performs miracles!

:P

[NightWatcher]

4. I'm only cynical because I have experience escaping from state issued straitjackets

I should not be proud of that.

[Shell Beau]

5. You must be magical too!

[NightWatcher]

6. either that, or insane

bwah hahahahahahahaha

[Shell Beau]

7. What's the difference?

;)

[NightWatcher]

8. My prescriptions don's say "for the temporary relief of being magical"

[bigwillq]

9. Why?

:shrug: Are you watching Oprah? :shrug:

[NightWatcher]

10. I was flipping channels. The first time that it was not on Discovery all day