I know this sounds juvenile, but since I am still somewhat juvenile...

[Joe Fields]

I have to ask:

Have you ever been out to eat, and right when you were in the middle of drinking milk, someone said something funny, and it caused you to shoot milk out through your nostrils? I mean a long stream of milk?

Just thought I'd ask.

Has it ever happened to you, with biscuits and gravy?

[wildhorses]

1. eww

coca-cola burns when it spews out your nose:P

[Joe Fields]

2. has it ever shot out of your nose and on to someone else at the table?

While half the restaurant seems to be looking at you? And you can't help but keep laughing uncontrollably?


Just thought I'd ask.

[wildhorses]

3. it is the maniacal laughter

that gets'em

[Joe Fields]

4. it has a tendency to clear a restaurant in short order.

[Joe Fields]

5. anybody else?

[wildhorses]

6. what about the gap between the 2 front teeth?

i could shoot stuff that way ...it was pretty cool

and the best thing about sitting in the front row was i could turn around and make goofy faces and the kids behind me would laugh and get in trouble cos i would be face front by the time the teacher turned around from the blackboard:P