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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 11:25 AM Original message |
So what should I throw at our commencement speaker on Sunday? |
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Squatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 11:26 AM Response to Original message |
1. Shuriken |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 11:27 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. ... |
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Squatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 11:47 AM Response to Reply #2 |
11. Now tell me the truth... |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 12:01 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. No. |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
3. Tranquilizer dart |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 11:30 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Great suggestion! |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
4. My proudest commencement moment |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 11:31 AM Response to Reply #4 |
7. I'm so proud of you trashing Jesse in a very creative way! |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 01:16 PM Response to Reply #4 |
24. May we see? |
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Omphaloskepsis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 11:31 AM Response to Original message |
6. iPod or other music playing device.. |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 11:32 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. That'd definitely drown out the drivel... |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
9. HOw about flustering him |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 12:00 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. Just as long as I didn't have to retrieve them afterward.... |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 12:03 PM Response to Reply #13 |
19. He would scoop them up secretly |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
10. Fill a condom with yogurt and beam it at him. |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 12:01 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. I'm sure that would be a hit. |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
12. a beach ball |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 12:02 PM Response to Reply #12 |
17. Thanks, NightWatcher! |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 12:04 PM Response to Reply #17 |
21. oh ok, mine was one of those "burning bridges" kinda things |
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TommyO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 01:22 PM Response to Reply #17 |
26. Ah, so that's why you have to be there - my sympathies! |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 12:00 PM Response to Original message |
14. I'd take one fo these with me |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 12:03 PM Response to Reply #14 |
18. ... |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 12:04 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. he'd never have a clue |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
22. Flaming bag of dog..... |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 02:42 PM Response to Reply #22 |
30. ... |
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elvisbear (545 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
23. You should wear a "Bullshit Protector" like this man did. |
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TommyO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 01:23 PM Response to Reply #23 |
27. Best suggestion yet! You could hand them out |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 02:43 PM Response to Reply #23 |
31. ... |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
25. Some greased-up forceps? |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 02:42 PM Response to Reply #25 |
29. .... |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 03:03 PM Response to Reply #25 |
37. "...whatever has become lodged in his rectum." |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 02:42 PM Response to Original message |
28. I think you should throw |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 02:53 PM Response to Reply #28 |
33. Hmmm...now that's a thought.... |
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
32. Just keep coughing and saying Bull Shit while you do... |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 02:53 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. LOL! |
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Connonym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 02:55 PM Response to Original message |
35. lots of F bombs would probably be my choice |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-11-07 03:01 PM Response to Original message |
36. Amputated limbs of soldiers or Iraqi children. nt |
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