If the lapdance is on clearance price, should I buy it?

[ForrestGump]

I've got a buy one get one half-off coupon.

[texas1928]

1. Do they use a short stripper for the half off one?

:hide:

[ThomCat]

2. If the second one is only half off

does that mean the first one is fully dressed? :P

[Deja Q]

3. Buy one, get one half-off? You'd better do a background check, I've heard Lorena has a fetish...

:yoiks:

[Guava Jelly]

4. I would

:hide:

[DS1]

5. If it's warm to the touch, I would leave it alone

It's usually the sign of an electrical problem

:-)

[Deja Q]

6. So it's not cooties or herpes then?

[skygazer]

7. There's something a little creepy about a discount lap dance

But since I've never received a lap dance (and probably never will), I'm no expert on the subject. :hi:

[lildreamer316]

8. Here you go:

[trof]

9. I bet it's last year's.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

10. Probably not

I can't even imagine why they are handing out coupons unless it's an employee discount thing and business is slow but I would steer clear of that.

[edbermac]

11. Better not; you don't know who's been uploading on it.

If you know what I mean. ;)