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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-12-07 12:50 PM
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INSULT POST: You're as ugly as witches feet and you have the moral fiber of a sewer rat!!
Edited on Sat May-12-07 01:09 PM by undeterred
:nuke:


Post your insults here!
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Bombero1956 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-12-07 03:16 PM
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1. you're lower than a skunk in a ten gallon hat
and your father didn't smell any better.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-12-07 03:17 PM
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2. Thank you for the forewarning!
:puke:

:spray:
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-12-07 03:27 PM
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3. Now THAT'S what I'm talking about. Back in the day, insults were
most creative and quite noteworthy. If a person is going to insult someone, do it with style...

I men, if someone's breath stinks, don't just tell them it stinks. Tell them that never in your life have you ever smelled a more foul and putrid stench, something akin to bobbing for butt nuggets in a sewer.

Or tell them their breath could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon at thirty paces. Shows style and flair. That's what the English language is all about.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-12-07 03:36 PM
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4. I am a witch and my feet are beautiful, thank you very much!
:rofl:

Trolls feet, now THOSE are FUGLY.
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-12-07 03:37 PM
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5. You are george bush
I'll take the first place trophy now.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-12-07 03:47 PM
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6. You are Dick Cheney
I win.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-12-07 03:48 PM
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7. You're lower than the pus in Rush Limbaugh's pilonidal cyst
What could be more insulting than that?
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-12-07 03:49 PM
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8. ewwwww
just ewwwww

:puke:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-12-07 03:51 PM
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9. You know I won.
Come on.
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-12-07 03:57 PM
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10. icky boy
:P
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-12-07 03:59 PM
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11. You know you love it.
:D
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-12-07 04:22 PM
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12. You're the sum total of Ann Coulter's excretions.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-12-07 04:30 PM
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13. I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
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