Why are there men screaming "fuck you" at each other on a nice afternoon

[undeterred]

when I open the windows to let the breeze in? I can't see them but I sure can hear them. :shrug:

[Deja Q]

1. Well, it doesn't sound like they're wishing each other well...

"Yo Frank, fuck you!"

"Yes Jim, I hope I will! I want to hope the same for you too!"

Man, if only arguments were like that...

[undeterred]

6. ...

:rofl: you lost me completely but you made me laugh

[Deja Q]

8. I have that effect on people...

If arguments were people trying to compliment each other. Or at least one of them turning an insult into a compliment, one would hope the argument turns into something less explosive. Especially if the two people were secretly attracted to each other, but that's not the type of explosion I'm talkin' about...

[camero]

2. Dunno

Probably a p* measuring contest.

[Deja Q]

4. I'll whip out my tape measure!

There, individual ones so no germs or cooties get spread! :D

[camero]

5. MINES BIGGER

OH damn gotta get the viagra again. :dunce:

[Deja Q]

9. !

:spray:

But mine's even bigger! :D

[camero]

12. Oh sure it is now

:runs to the bathroom to get dirty mag:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. They're saying it to you for stealing their breeze.

:grr:

[undeterred]

7. Its like whoever says it last WINS

because they are the fuckER and not the fuckEE which makes no sense at all...

[Deja Q]

10. Maybe they take turns?

:hide:

[undeterred]

14. When people scream insults in a fight, is it called taking turns?

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. "Hey, John, fuck you!"

"No, Early, you go fuck your..."

"FUck you, John!"

"I say, Earl, you just interrupted me. It was clearly my turn. I'd appreciate it if you'd honor the social contract of non-interruption here."

"Terribly sorry, John, you're entirely correct and I apologize for my prematurity. Please, let us go back to where we were, and I will let you finish your sentence."

"Thank you, Earl. Most sporting of you. Most sporting. Well, as I was saying, 'You go fuck yourself!'"

"No, Fuck you, asshole!"

"Fuck you!"

"Double fuck you!"

"Fuck you!!!!!"

"Fuck you from here and ba.."

"Fuck you!!!!"

"Now, John, you've interrupted me. Please, if there is to be any dialogue of value here, the social rules must be followed, as you just rightfully challenged me to remember."

"Oh, most embarrassing. It seems you've caught me in a hypocrisy. Shall we start again, no harm done?"

"Capital idea, ol' chap. Bygones be bygones and all that, blank slate, tabula rasa, all that."

"Oh, thank you. Most kind."

"Not at all."

(pause)

"I do believe it was your turn."

"Oh, yes. Yes. So it was. FUCK YOU!"

"FUCK YOU!!!!"

[IntravenousDemilo]

36. That would sound even more hilarious done by Mac 'n' Tosh, the gophers from "Bugs Bunny". n/m

[Rabrrrrrr]

37. Yes, indeed it would! Most astute of you. You are very clever, you know.

:rofl:

[IntravenousDemilo]

44. Thenk yoh! Most indubitably, but not nearly as clever as you, I'm sure.

:7

[Deja Q]

19. No, I thought it was called

"lovers' quarrel" (you know, what married people do.)

:yoiks:



(Edited - spelling.)

[Adsos Letter]

33. Only until the beating starts...

[Elidor]

11. Do you live in Miami?

I understand it's a salutation in some parts of town.

[Deja Q]

13. But not the part of town where these people live:

[rug]

15. How far are you from a coffee shop?

[undeterred]

16. Like, a mile.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. You could still be hearing Monday's.....um..... unfortunateness.

:rofl:

[undeterred]

21. You lost me.

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. Hee hee

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6491089&mesg_id=6491506

[undeterred]

24. Oh I missed that entirely.

But there was another thread about somebody's really loudly fucking neighbors who were also thugs which was quite entertaining though I don't remember if it was on a Monday...

[SPKrazy]

20. now everytime i see a bird

i think of undeterred....


:shrug:

men screaming "fuck you" outside?


that's weird

:shrug:

[undeterred]

22. When I made fun of golf

someone called me "underturd" :cry:

[SPKrazy]

27. i am serious though

i saw a bird the other day (although i think it was a pigeon :eyes:) and it took off from it's perch and it looked like your avatar and i thought "that's like undeterred" i think that means that my life has been assimilated by du?

i don't know, i always like your posts and your humor too

:shrug:

[undeterred]

28. oh, THAT bird

thats like a peace bird...its not a pigeon :rofl: except to the really unsophisticated onlooker who would think that a pigeon is a very determined bird...

My grandmother lived during the "Great Depression" in Chicago and she always would tell stories of times being so hard that she had to catch a pigeon on the windowsill and cook it up for dinner... we made jokes about it for years. I guess Grandma was undeterred. If I don't find a job soon I'm gonna start catching pigeons on the windowsill!

[SPKrazy]

30. i know that is a peace dove

i was just saying that it was funny when i saw a pigeon and thought of your avvie and of you...

grandma was undeterred

hang in there

:hug:

[undeterred]

29. Yeah there is probably a lot more to their conversation but

thats the only part loud enough to hear.

[SPKrazy]

41. mebbe they are

having sex?

:shrug:

:rofl:

[DS1]

25. It's just Al Pacino practicing for his next big scene

[undeterred]

26. ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

[MrSlayer]

38. That's De Niro.

Pacino is "FUCK GASPAR GOMEZ AND FUCK THE FUCKING DIAZ BROTHERS!!! I BURY THOSE COCKROACHES!"

Not for nothing.

[undeterred]

43. Oh yeah, I always get them mixed up.

[Redstone]

31. Because they're lunatics? Or maybe Italian?

Redstone

[Writer]

32. Because they have the hots for each other?

:shrug:

[noshenanigans]

34. Weird things you hear from neighbors...

Who know what people have going on. My window faces the neighboring building's window very closely (gotta love L.A.) and yesterday I had the window open. I heard lots of spanish then a *smack* then an "oooooh". Yeahhhhhh, I know what they were doing, even with the language barrier. ;)

[hickman]

35. Because they're Men. They do this.

I've never attempted to understand or change it. Sometimes I think this crap is why they smell so good.

[hfojvt]

39. once again, the feminista dictionary is helpful

"emotion - a feeling that a person experiences. For women, who have some difficulty interpreting the feeling behind a man's behavior, the following table may be helpful:

emotion ***** man's behavior

sadness **** cusses loudly; gets drunk
happiness **** cusses loudly; gets drunk
anger ***** cusses loudly; gets drunk
frustration ***** cusses loudly; gets drunk
excitement ***** cusses loudly; gets drunk
love ****** cusses loudly; gets drunk"

[undeterred]

42. well I guess there are some advantages to simplicity

[Spirochete]

40. Maybe they're republicans

and they're practicing the republican version of oral sex.

[undeterred]

45. So that's why they're so jealous of Clinton

You just explained the political facts of life to me.