Put her in jail sign the jail paris petition

[catmandu57]

They hit you up for a donation afterwards and you have to make sure the spam box isn't checked, unless you like spam, but lets let the rule of law stand fuck her what's good for your everyday garden variety drunk is good enough for this one. Who knows maybe she'll come to love bologna sandwitches and weak koolaid.
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/jailparishilton/

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Why would you sign a petition for something that's already going to happen?

[catmandu57]

2. It's a counter weight

to the don't jail paris petition, and I'm just feeling hungry and mean.

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Umm...

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb//articles/0509parisplea-CR.html

[catmandu57]

4. Okay good

I didn't know this.

[ghostsofgiants]

5. I wouldn't either if it wasn't for Fark.

[Maestro]

14. And her mom

sounds like a primadonna as well. :eyes: I will make it a point to never stay in a Hilton.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

16. Why not? Everyone else has.

:hide:

[SacredCow]

6. Why, oh WHY is it so hard to ignore this trainwreck of a person?

C'mon, people- the sooner everyone stops caring what this bimbo does, the sooner we won't have her shoved down our collective throats....

[Deja Q]

8. And what diseases she's spreading while being in our throats...

:yoiks:

[SacredCow]

11. Penecillin!!!!

A round for everybody.

[SacredCow]

12. Delete- DU Hiccup

[caty]

7. With good behavior,

she'll be out in 22 days. They should have given her 3 months. Driving with a suspended license, no head lights on, and speeding? She is a tragedy waiting to happen if she doesn't learn a lesson now.

[Deja Q]

9. She IS a tragedy. Or, at least, the crux as to why tragedies happen.

[pitohui]

10. oh please millions of people do that all the time, in the south they do anyway

and they don't get 22 days!

that's really excessive, they're making an example of her because she's a celebrity

[Fran Kubelik]

13. Driving under the influence? Or without a license?

[pitohui]

15. she's being jailed for suspended license, not the DUI plus DUI is only 2 days anyway, around here

so yeah she is clearly being unfairly singled out compared to average

driving on a suspended license is not a safety hazard, having a piece of plastic in your wallet does not magically make you a safe or unsafe driver

we all must know dozens of people who have done far worse and never been arrested for more than a few hours, i know i do

and all this started w. a first time barely BAC of 0.08 from drinking one margarita on a small-boned woman -- she probably wasn't even impaired to begin with -- or would you agree with, say, your mom being arrested because of one drink?

it's just crazy, and it certainly doesn't seem fair, basically it seems the law is saying that if you are a small woman, you cannot even have one drink when you go out or you are legally considered a hazard, which is completely insane to start with

and in any case she is NOT being jailed for the DUI, it's the suspended license, some judge's feelings are hurt, would they be hurt if she was a poor unknown woman going to work on her suspended license, no they would allow it, but since she is a celebrity by all means let's crap on her and make an example of her


that is not justice, the law should be the same for all

again, if this happened to you, or your mom, i think you would quickly see the unfairness of it

i don't even like this useless woman but i hate injustice more

[SPKrazy]

18. for once

i agree totally with you

[SPKrazy]

17. nah

most drunks aren't in jail

:shrug: