Ooh! I have an idea!

[Deja Q]

If I go to borders bookstore tonight and hang out at the 'sex' aisle where they have all the "how to" books (and board games at each end, apparently), maybe I'll find someone? (or a couple that really don't need a helping hand?)

[lost-in-nj]

1. Hypno

that might work but if you get a really good book and buy a cup of java and read it you might attract
normal people

:hi: :pals:

lost

[NightWatcher]

2. no no no, here's the sure fire way to score

go to the most popular kennel/ animal rescue when there are women around and be "overheard" saying, "I only wish that I could take them all"

either that, or get a leash and go to a dog park. Walk around and ask the cute chicks if they've seen (insert cute puppy name here) while you hold back the tears and say that he's run away and you hope that he comes back to the spot where you used to have so much fun together.

you're welcome

[BreweryYardRat]

3. You'll probably do better with Craigslist.

I wouldn't want to have someone trying to pick me up in a bookstore.