What's Your Favorite Cuss Word/Phrase?

[Dinger]

Mine: fuck - makes the point.

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Gormy?

:shrug:

[Dinger]

2. Works For Me

Though that's one I haven't heard before

[Gormy Cuss]

6. As illustrated by John Gould, an expert observer of Maine dialectic terms:

Anybody who stumbles over his own feet is GORMY. The illustrative colloquy runs thus: ‘Ain’t he the boy broke your plow, smashed your cart, lost the 40-quart can down the well, and got your Edie in a family way?’ ‘Ayeh.’ ‘GORMY cuss, ain’t he?’”—‘Maine Lingo’ by Gould

Gormy with different spellings ('gaumy' for one)is also old slang in some British and southern U.S. dialects.

[lost-in-nj]

3. EMA (pronounced emma)

means

Eat my A$$
lost

[quiet.american]

4. "Assclown" always makes me giggle for some reason. nt

[Arugula Latte]

9. I just saw "ass carrot" on a DU post ...

Made me giggle.

[swag]

5. fuckity

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Does "Sweet zombie Jesus" count?

[fizzgig]

16. i say yes

one of my favorite expressions

[ghostsofgiants]

17. Professor Farnsworth would be proud, I'm sure.

[Fox Mulder]

8. "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

:)

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

10. Eat a bowl of fuck

:7

[wildhorses]

11. fuck me running

can't beat it;)

no fucking way:bounce:

[Reverend_Smitty]

12. Fuck or Fuck you seem to be pretty popular in my vocabulary at the moment

it's a pretty versatile word and can be used in an array of circumstances. Especially when I'm pissed off, it just kind of makes me feel better

[NMDemDist2]

13. the one that popped out of my mouth last night when I broke a glass

was "son of a BITCH"

strong language for me :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

14. Piss Up A Rope!

or just fuck!

:shrug:

[Adsos Letter]

15. Drunk as three motherfuckers...

I could never figure out how drunk one would have to be to be "drunk as a motherfucker" but I always assumed three must be especially bad...

[Manifestor_of_Light]

18. Il figlio da putana.

Son of a whore, in Italian.

Heilege-fliegende-kinder-scheisse!!!

Holy Flying Baby Shit!!

Jesus Haploid Christ.

One must be creative in one's expression.

Disenfuculate = to leave, as in "get the fuck out of here".


I like Borat's use of "ah-Noose" for "anus".

[Dogmudgeon]

19. Fuckety-boo

"Tickety-boo" plus "fuck".

--p!

[Tyler Durden]

20. Fucking Douchebag.

VERY Jersey. My SO introduced me to it.

[BOSSHOG]

21. Fuck me to tears

It has several applications

[MilesColtrane]

22. Cocknose....followed closely by shitheel. eom

[Auggie]

23. Shit balls on toast.

My mother came up with that one. I think it's hilarious.

[hunter]

24. Head so far up own ass can French kiss self.

Delightful little Klein bottle expression that, as in Bush has his head so far up his own ass he can French kiss himself."


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klein_bottle

[Throwing Stones]

25. an eff bomb works well in most situations

(well, situations that don't include "polite" company)

I've always been partial to Jesus Christ on a stick it just kind of rolls of the tongue and is so incredibly offensive.

The only one who ever hears me say that is Apollo, my Schnauzer, though - I don't think he's offended by the words, but the tone can affect him.

[Initech]

26. The word "fuck" is universal. You can use it for anything!

[no name no slogan]

27. Dagnabbit

works around those sensitive to swear words, too

[Joe Fields]

28. darn, darn, darn....

Often substituted with"motherfuckinsonofabitch!"

Not very original, in either case...

[krispos42]

29. When I want to swear at the machinery...

"Cocksucking motherfucking son of a bitch!" works quite well.

I've been using it less since I don't operate the hydroformer anymore