We met the new neighbor yesterday - HOLY SHITE there is a Super Model living next door!

[matcom]

:wow:

She was out in the yard. Mrs Matcom started talking to her. She lives with her boyfriend. She wanted to see the house so Mrs Matcom called her over. SPITTING image of a young Elle McPherson. I.Kid.You.Not. Must be 6'4" (all legs).

So we are in the kitchen talking. Told her we would have them over for drinks. She says she is 20. :wow:

20.

Then she starts talking about when she and her mom drove to D.C. TO ATTEND THE ANTI-WAR RALLY!

:wtf:

Let me type that again....

Then she starts talking about when she and her mom drove to D.C. TO ATTEND THE ANTI-WAR RALLY!

Ok. The weather is warming up around here: PLEASE SUNBATHE ON YOUR BACK DECK.. PLEASE SUNBATHE ON YOUR BACK DECK.. PLEASE SUNBATHE ON YOUR BACK DECK.. PLEASE SUNBATHE ON YOUR BACK DECK.. PLEASE SUNBATHE ON YOUR BACK DECK.. PLEASE SUNBATHE ON YOUR BACK DECK.. PLEASE SUNBATHE ON YOUR BACK DECK.. PLEASE SUNBATHE ON YOUR BACK DECK.. PLEASE SUNBATHE ON YOUR BACK DECK.. PLEASE SUNBATHE ON YOUR BACK DECK..

*whew*

be back in 9-12

Ok MA DUers - who wants to come over for drinks this weekend?

P.S. Don't tell Mrs Matcom about this thread k? :hide:

:D

[RetroLounge]

1. PLEASE SUNBATHE ON YOUR BACK DECK

PLEASE TAKE PICTURES...

:hi:

RL

[DS1]

2. I'll be right there!

[matcom]

3. Dude

you will NOT believe it. i swear.

[DS1]

5. Time to buy that zoom lens I've been eyeballing?

:D

[matcom]

6. run. do not walk to the store.

:D

[LaurenG]

4. You are so fortunate to have a

democrat living next door, or at least an antiwar neighbor. :bounce:

:7

[SoCalDem]

7. You better watch out !! You might be needing some discipline from Mrs M

:evilgrin:

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. Is she the one in the Pepto Bismol pink house???

Oh, Mrs. Matcom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited to fix typo.

[matcom]

9. no

other side :D

[DS1]

10. It's too bad you didn't opt of the 'chrome' fenching

mmm


mirrors

[Mrs.Matcom]

35. Hey! How are you?

I was there when Matt's eyes bugged out of his head. My sister and I laughed hysterically at the poor boy. I have no worries, he can look all he wants. Oh, and she is a bartender too! just makes it that much sweeter! :rofl:

[DS1]

36. She's a bartender too?

That means she can REACH THE 'BLUE' on the top back shelf!

Watch a catch! Time to go buy a UPS outfit! :D

[greatauntoftriplets]

49. I am good. How are you????

I am certain that you can keep his attention.

:D

:hi:

[Pattib]

11. What about the boyfirend? Please tell me he is not a Kevin James type???

Sorry, pet peeve of mine. Maybe Mrs. Matcom can fill us in.

[DS1]

13. What's a Kevin James type?

[LSK]

24. King of Queens tv show

[Mrs.Matcom]

41. oh no he's not!

He is in his early twenties, and works construction...body like the diet coke guy! Can't wait until it gets really hot back here and he takes his shirt off! :9

[SOteric]

46. OOoooooKAAAYYY!

So you and me can whip up a pitcher of Martinis and watch homeboy take his shirt off while the Elle MacPherson look-alike bartender cleans out the manbox.

Works for me!

[Kat45]

52. Yowza! I'll be over with some beers.

And my binoculars for watching birds. Yeah, that's it--watching birds. :rofl:

[Zywiec]

12. While it would be nice to have someone hot living next door

Why would you want to torture yourself? You ain't gettin' any of that fine 20 year old!

[matcom]

14. but my property values just skyrocketed

market be damned :D

[xchrom]

15. i have it on good authority she wears capris.

[DS1]

16. Only because they don't make real pants long enough

:eyes:

:D

[Gormy Cuss]

17. Mrs. Matcom was seen talking to the fence guy at Home Depot.

She's thinking of replacing that cute little picket fence with an 8 foot stockade for fear that without it matcom will be severely dehydrated this summer from all that drooling.

[texas1928]

21. He would just pull a muscle trying to climb it.

:rofl:

[kay1864]

18. Is she the one with the pit bull?

Or is that the other side?

[LSK]

19. so when are you going to go over there and work on your "protesting techniques"?

:D

[MilesColtrane]

20. Remember the good book.

Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's ass.

[Initech]

22. Post some pictures if she does!

:hide:

[LSK]

23. I hear climbing trees gives you a good shot of sunbathers

:popcorn:

[DS1]

27. Just need a large rubber band and a basket to launch

the cat up into the tree, thus requiring 'rescue'

I suppose the pug would do, in a pinch

[LSK]

28. brilliant!!! a tree climbing pug!!! totally believable!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[matcom]

34. hey, he has done stranger things

[Elidor]

40. Are you kidding? He's scared of his own farts!

No way he can handle the tree.

[Initech]

30. Damn... I'm not much of a climber!

:popcorn:

[meegbear]

25. I'll keep the Mrs. busy with some cigars and JD ...

you *OWE* me!

[DS1]

26. Bill?

:hide:

[meegbear]

29. For Mrs. Matcom, I'll switch teams for a bit ...

:hide:

[Mrs.Matcom]

33. Honey! I am going to print this

thread and hold you to it!!! :*

[meegbear]

48. WooHoo!

:woohoo:

[madinmaryland]

31. DUDE! WORTHLESS THREAD WITHOUT PICS!!1!!

[Poiuyt]

47. That's right. No pictures, didn't happen

I'm sure if you went over and politely explained that there is a forum where you post and they'd all like to see pictures of her, she would be happy to pose.

[trof]

32. EASY, m'lad. Take another turn 'round the capstan.

Or possibly the binnacle.
Try soaking in a cold tub for an hour or so.
Recite the times tables in your head up to the 12s.
Do some sudoku.
http://www.websudoku.com/

That ALWAYS does it for me.
;-)

[GOPisEvil]

37. Is it time for me to visit again?

I think it is. :D

[matcom]

38. pack your bags...

YOU are moving IN! :D

[GOPisEvil]

39. Yes!!

Think Madrone will mind? I guess we had better hide this thread from HER too. :D

[Mrs.Matcom]

42. The guest room

over looks her back yard! Prime sunbathing viewing from the 'privacy' of your own room!! :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

43. Just leave dinner at the door.

I have a feeling I'll be 'busy' for a while. :D

[matcom]

44. dude, she IS dinner!

:hide:

[GOPisEvil]

45. At the very least a tasty tart...

:spank::hide:

[Redstone]

50. Funny, same thing happened to Mrs R when we moved here. We had free dinners with

the neighbors for months.

Redstone

[madrchsod]

51. you are so screwed...

if mrs matcom notices one glance i that direction you are a dead man....it`s a long drive but what should i bring to the party ?