I met my new neighbor yesterday. Holy Shit. What a perv.

[Midlodemocrat]

His wife was lovely, but OMG, he kept staring at me and had to pick his jaw up off the floor at least a dozen times.

When I told him that I drove to the anti-war rally with my mom, he about fainted.

I fear I've made a terrible mistake. How will I ever sunbathe on the back deck with this loser around?

[AllegroRondo]

1. Well done!

:applause:

[Bassic]

2. Touché

:D

[BarenakedLady]

3. Hehehe

:yourock:

[matcom]

4. BBWWWAAAHHHHAAAA

TM STILL isn't safe even WITH the new neighbor :D

[LostinVA]

5. hehehehehehehe

[realisticphish]

6. I guess

you could take it as sort of a compliment :shrug:

[commander bunnypants]

7. What do you expect?

you live on the Southside


CB

[matcom]

12. ...

:rofl:

[smitty]

8. Makes life more interesting.

[Guava Jelly]

9. But you were so polite to me yesterday neighbor

:rofl:

[plcdude]

10. It's all your

fault.

[Zywiec]

11. LOL !! n/t

[Taverner]

13. Do it in rollers with a mudmask on

That should scare the little bugger away!

[trof]

14. Keep a CLOSE eye on this guy.

I think he's possibly up to no good.
;-)

[Fleshdancer]

15. watch out for pugs in trees

and sunbathe in capri pants. it's the only way.

[Mrs.Matcom]

16. I only have one thing to say...

BRAVA!!!!! :rofl: :spray:

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Why, thank you, m'dear.

:rofl:

:hi:

[MnFats]

17. get your fattest, hairiest, old men friends (or borrow some from work)

station them in speedos on a few warm afternoons and like Pavlov's dogs, they'll quit looking.
I'd volunteer but I am NEITHER fat nor hairy. for the most part, anyway.