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querelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 10:09 AM
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Internet Fuckwad Theory


Discuss........

Q
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 10:10 AM
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1. What is a normal person?
The more people I meet, the less I believe any of them are normal.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 10:44 AM
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7. I think I met two of them once.
But I could be mistaken.
:shrug:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-15-07 10:51 AM
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20. listen, i am perfectly normal.
and thats all there is to this conversation :P
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-15-07 11:54 AM
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22. yeah, whatever...
:eyes:

:P
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 10:11 AM
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2. it's one of the first rules of message boards
Also evident in the Internet Tough Guy syndrome
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 08:32 PM
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8. HAH!
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 10:12 AM
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3. So true.
So very true.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 10:27 AM
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4. Here's my formula...
Normal person + Anonymity + Audience = A person's true self, unmasked.

:thumbsup:
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 10:30 AM
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5. no way-- I'm far more obnoxious in person....
:rofl:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 10:40 AM
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6. (snort)
Whaddaya mean? How could you be more obnoxious? ;)

I am much, much more shy in person. I think underneath, however, lurks a saucy woman.

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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 11:11 PM
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9. i like the way fuckwad=shitcock
interesting theory...

anyone care to proof it?
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-15-07 12:55 PM
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23. that should say "prove"
unless you're one of those elitist math jerks.




;)



I keed, I keed!
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 11:20 PM
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10. It's weird.
I've met some people online who are in real life exactly how they portray themselves to be online. Others I know who are far more wussy-esque in reality. A few (my husband whom I met online is one of them) seem fairly reserved online, but in reality, are very outgoing, charming, and funny as all heck.

I'm very much real as far as how I am to those close to me (my irreverence), but I'm usually reserved in my professional/work life.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 11:20 PM
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11. looks about right to me...
:thumbsup:
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 11:31 PM
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12. "What's bizarre? We're all pretty bizarre. Some are just better at hiding it."
"But Julie was armed on every job. Bobby was the optimist; she was the pessimist. Bobby expected people to act in their own best interests and be reasonable, but Julie half expected every apparently normal person to be, in secret, a crazed psychotic." The Bad Place

"If only there were evil people somewhere doing evil deeds and it was only necessary to find them and stop them, but the line dividing good and evil runs through every man's heart, and who wants to cut out a piece of their own heart?" Solzhenitsyn (or however you spell it)

"Sobar redoiyeah Rabindranath. Jeto nayeh Nesrule." (quasi phonetic spelling)

"People are the same, wherever you go. There is good and bad, in everyone."
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 11:40 PM
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13. That explains a
PM I got recently.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-15-07 10:01 AM
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18. monkeyfunk when i said i hated you i meant i adored you
:loveya:
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 11:47 PM
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14. The Last Word
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-15-07 04:22 AM
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15. the first variable cannot be known.
I constantly have to remind myself of that. No matter what comes after the equals sign, the first variable in the equation is an unknown.
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-15-07 09:57 AM
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17. ding ding ding
i think you are onto something.

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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-15-07 08:14 AM
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16. Brilliant.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-15-07 10:12 AM
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19. people can delude other people into believing that they are 'normal'
and therefore anything they say cannot be outrageously false. the thing about the internet is that its easier to lie than in real life.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-15-07 11:33 AM
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21. What's a fuckwad?
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