Have you ever considered wrapping yourself in plastic wrap?

[Writer]

As a special "hello" to an SO? Just for fun? So that you could keep everything in place?*


















*I have NEVER done this... yet. :evilgrin:

[MilesColtrane]

1. Be careful...

You're liable to end up like Martin Lawrence, or the painted woman in "Goldfinger".

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Or Laura Palmer.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. Beat me to it.

[Writer]

11. Haven't tried it yet...

I still haven't gotten past the whole "sticking to my skin" thing...

but thanks, I'll keep it under advisement. :P

[Deja Q]

3. I tried putting a bag over my head once.

I took it off.

I'm sure there are some right now who wish I hadn't. That's their misinterpretation and problem. :D

[Writer]

13. Well I'm certainly glad you decided to take it off...

btw - I never wished you a happy birthday. Happy birthday, Hypno! :hi:

[skygazer]

4. Just my head

But the moment passed.

In reality, my SO would be shocked at the waste of plastic wrap and would prefer I greeted him naked anyway.

(I have, however, gone to a former SO's place of work dressed only in a trench coat and heels. That was rather fun :blush: )

[Writer]

15. You're right...

the amount of plastic required to wrap oneself would be obscene. Although I suppose it depends on whether one would want to aim for more of a transparent or more of a translucent look. :P

[RetroLounge]

5. Fried Green Tomatoes?

Just saw that scene the other day...

RL

[Writer]

16. I haven't watched that movie in 15+ years...

but I completely forgot about that - HA!

PS: :9

[Lyric]

48. I just finished reading the book again

:hi:

[no name no slogan]

6. No but I have ensconced myself in velvet

and eaten a huge brick of cheese

[Richardo]

8. That was, as I recall, the 'Summer of George'

Good times.

:D

[no name no slogan]

22. Yes, it was

Lately I've been wearing a lot of garlic, though. According to my gf, I have the Kavorka.

[Writer]

17. That sounds comfortable...

and quite filling. :)

[Left Is Write]

7. Have you been reading "The Total Woman"?

[Writer]

18. No, actually I haven't.

Is this some type of fundamentalist primer on man-pleasing?

[Left Is Write]

23. Pretty much.

It was published in 1974.

[SeattleGirl]

41. My former MIL gave that freakin' book to me as a wedding present.

I was absolutely appalled by it! :puke:

I read the whole thing, because it was so unbelievable, then I threw it away. My momma didn't raise no fool!

[wildhorses]

10. at ballet, we used to wrap plastic wrap aournd out waists and

thighs...theory being that the 'shrink' wrap would cos us to sweat more in those areas and concentrate weight loss in those specific areas and help maintain the dancer's ideal physique.

:shrug:

[Writer]

19. Hmmm... sounds painful...

like binding one's feet.

[wildhorses]

28. no pain, no gain --something like that

what did we know --- we were young and dumb

[RevCheesehead]

12. TAWANDA!!

:rofl:

[Writer]

20. ...

:P

[NightWatcher]

14. I've never wrapped myself, but I have used "strategically placed" bows

Kinda like those Lexus commercials.

Unfortunately they wanted to return the gift for money.

[Writer]

21. I've done that, too...

but now it's all in the flesh. ;)

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

24. I voted other

I did think of it at one point after watching an episode of some "forensic reality show" about DNA clues left at the scene of the crime like skin cells off the butt of a cigarette and I thought to myself how I could outsmart the "system" with a complete rubber body suit and plastic wrap that disabled even hairs from my head from being left behind as evidence of my crimes. But never in a sexual way if that is your question! Ewwww.

[Writer]

26. Wow. I hadn't considered that angle.

Glad to know you're plotting an unsolvable crime. :hi: ;)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

25. No, because I immediately associate it with that Stepford Wife who said it was a woman's duty.

x(

[Writer]

27. My mom told me a story a while back...

about a female author who suggested that women do this in order to make the home welcoming to the man when he returns from work. I think it's in the book Left Is Write referenced above.

Indeed, it IS a hideous, fundamentalist "porn" concept.

[SPKrazy]

29. What a kinky thought was my answer

i've not done it

i'd try it once :evilgrin:, i'd try anything once :evilgrin:

[Writer]

30. You'd require a lot of plastic wrap in a few specific places.

:)

[SarahB]

31. Nah.

But short, plaid skirts seem to go over like a charm in just about any situation with a man.

:hide:

[Writer]

32. I'm sure there have been a few men who have coverted to Catholicism...

just for the view. :P

[hfojvt]

33. what do you do in case of a nuclear war?

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

Wrap yourself in a sheet and crawl slowly to the nearest cemetery.




Slowly, to avoid causing a panic.


As for the other question. I have never had an SO. Nor have I ever purchase plastic wrap.



Is there a connection?

[Writer]

34. Not sure if there's a connection...

but we need to work on that SO situation STAT. You know what they say: If you use the plastic wrap, they will come. :P

[bridgit]

35. other = for art...

[Writer]

36. That's interesting.

How would one interpret such art, I wonder?

[bridgit]

37. contemporary performance...

:shrug:

[LeftyMom]

38. Saran wrap is expensive! I don't want to have to wait for a coupon to get laid.

:evilgrin:

[Writer]

39. Ha!

But, you know, you could buy the store brand. :P

[LeftyMom]

40. Or I could tackle him and start yanking his clothes off. Men don't do hints well, but he seems to

understand what that means.

[Writer]

43. I guess that would be the more direct approach.

But plastic wrap comes with that "Oh my gosh, I can almost see your boobies!" mystique. :)

[Montauk6]

42. Nope! I was indoctrinated at an early age

Those evil stories about young children being swallowed by plastic dry cleaner bags did it for me.

[Writer]

44. That sounds like a plastic phobia.

Yeah, I guess it can be scary. :hi:

[MonkeyFunk]

45. No

but some people fantasize about wrapping Roy Orbison in cling wrap.

http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm

[Writer]

46. Fuck, that's bizarre.

I can hear the German accent:

"I start at the ankles and work up. I am like a spider binding him in my gossamer web. I do it tight with several layers. Soon Roy Orbison stands before me, completely wrapped in cling-film. The pleasure is unexampled."


Maybe it makes him feel like a little girl.

[BikeWriter]

47. interesting

[Writer]

49. The plastic wrap? Or the wrapping therein? n/t

[zanne]

50. I can't get Saran Wrap to fit over a casserole dish....

It gets all twisted and sticks together. I don't think I'd have any luck wrapping myself up; besides, I'd need more than one roll.

[Writer]

51. You could try strategically-placed plastic wrap...

in strategically-determined areas... :shrug: