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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 02:37 PM
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God Proves That Kirk Cameron Exists...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=880726&mesg_id=880726

but then realizes that no one gives a crap, so She goes back to playing with Her new Thunder 'N' Lightning set She got for Her birthday. :-)
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Courtesy Flush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 03:33 PM
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1. I watched part of that online
The ABC News website had it up a few days ago. I only watched for a while, but the gist of Comfort's argument was that, since man-made objects prove that man exists, then god-made objects prove god exists. I can't believe it got air time. That tired argument has been around forever. You have to ALREADY believe in god for the argument to be convincing.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 04:39 PM
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2. pfft!!!
In Cameron's introductory remarks at the debate—which can be seen at something like its full and numbing length at abcnews.go.com—he coolly claimed that "the existence of God can be proven 100 percent, absolutely without the use of faith." First, I grew excited at this promise, then began to wonder why no theologian, philosopher, or sitcom star in recorded history had done it before—Thomas Aquinas, Immanuel Kant, Tina Yothers, whoever—


:rofl:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 04:45 PM
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3. That is one of the stupidest statements I've ever heard.
With faith, I can prove absolutely that a giant squid will shortly make its way onto land and peck Kirk Cameron to pieces with its terrible beak.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 04:49 PM
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4. And with our luck, the squid would pick Kirk's wrong parts first...
:crazy:
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 06:17 PM
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5. Tina Yothers?
LOL
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 07:19 PM
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6. i take her as a higher athourity than kirk cameron
i may even take the gooch as a higher authority, but based on his track record of tourturing arnoLd drummond, i'LL have to put him a peg beLow michaeL seaver.
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 09:31 PM
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7. Not only does the painting prove that there was a painter.
It proves that the painter painted a painting that painted for your sins. If you have paint in the painting, you too shall recieve eternal painting. :) No matter the millions of styles of paintings, there is only one true painter. Ye shall have no other painter before him.
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 10:28 PM
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8. well, when she was younger, before the sex change ...
a close-up picture of my refrigerator. That's legal, right?


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Bombtrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-15-07 03:14 AM
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9. Boner going away proves Satan exists
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