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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 06:36 PM
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If you give a mouse a cookie,...


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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 06:37 PM
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1. ....he'll want you to take him to school and to the movies and stuff.
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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 07:51 PM
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2. Give a mouse a cookie,
and it eats for a week...teach a mouse to make cookies, and it eats for a lifetime.


:eyes:
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 11:16 PM
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4. Sell a man a fish
and you can make a living.

Teach him how to fish

and you just lost your job.
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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-15-07 11:34 AM
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6. lol!
:rofl:
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 09:26 PM
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3. He did it all for the cookie. the cookie.
:bounce:
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-15-07 12:14 AM
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5. He will eventually want a
glass of milk, and a nap, and some other stuff.

Don't give anything to the mouse and he won't be pestering you for the other stuff...

It's been too long, but it was one of my favorite stories to read to the kids. :D
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-15-07 02:37 PM
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10. My kids loved those books also!
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-15-07 11:41 AM
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7. It will shit all over your house
And make more mouses that will want more cookies. And then you'll need to call an exterminator. :P
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-15-07 01:06 PM
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9. LOL ! n/t
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-15-07 12:53 PM
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8. She'll sleep with you
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