Oh, no, no, no, noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeSwiss]

Masontown Abuzz Over Joe Hardy's Young Bride

Sunday, May 13, 2007

By Cristina Rouvalis, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette



Tony Tye, Post-Gazette
Kristin Georgi and Joe Hardy,
photographed at a recent social
event, were married in Las Vegas.

MASONTOWN -- The new Mr. and Mrs. Hardy aren't uttering a peep.

But all over this tiny town and beyond, people are buzzing about Kristin Georgi, the 22-year-old hometown girl who married Joe Hardy, the 84-year-old lumber magnate, in Las Vegas this month.

Inside Adolph's Tavern, a narrow slice of a bar on Main Street, the Bud Light is flowing -- as are the debates about the 62-year age difference between bride and groom.


more for the masochists: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07133/785646-51.stm

*** - There. Should. Be. A. Law. Against. This.

[ForrestGump]

1. Have to say...

the dude looks great for 84.

Good for them. It's the Anna Nicole effect: he's not likely a fool and so why not?

And, given that the odds are rather in favor of him leaving this mortal coil before she does, I've got a search image for my future sugar mama, younger than me though the widow may be. :D

[Deja Q]

4. And if there's no viagra, no doubt he'll remain a coil for some time...

:yoiks:

[jobycom]

7. Oh, that's too damned funny!

:spray:

[petronius]

11. Really - there's no way I'd have guessed 84...

Good for both of them, I hope they're happy...

[Deja Q]

2. There is a law. Being stoned is illegal. Look at her face. Stoned.

:7

[NightWatcher]

3. See you on E, Anna Nicole Jr.

Hot 22 year old blonds are the reward for making shitloads of money. Anybody can afford a Corvette, only a few can afford a hot blond.

[MonkeyFunk]

5. good for both of them

I wish many happy years together.

[Elidor]

6. An older man. A younger woman. Two hearts...

And a hernia truss.

[jobycom]

8. What's wrong with that? Do you think he's using her?

:shrug:

[Skittles]

9. using each other

:puke:

[jobycom]

10. Kind of like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, then?

Seriously, I've got no bone in my body that allows me to get worked up about someone else's marriage. More power to both of them. Neither one is being fooled.

[Skittles]

12. more power to them

they deserve each other

[jonnyblitz]

15. I can't see why people have to be such judgemental

assholes over people they don't even know personally. lots of narrow minds for a bunch of folks who are supposed to be liberals.

[WindRavenX]

24. same here

You should've seen some of the comments whenever a heavily tat'd person was discussed...:puke:

[Sock Puppet]

21. right on!

This thread puzzled me greatly. Thanks for posting what I was thinking.

[NJCher]

13. gross

That's all I have to say. Just gross.



Cher

[Tyler Durden]

14. I wonder if he has any idea how STUPID he looks?

You know, at the grand old age of 54, I can't picture being married to some CHILD of 22. Boring.

[terrya]

16. If they're happy together...then that's all that matters.

I hope their marriage is a happy one.

This would be what Ann Landers used to describe as MYOB.

[dropkickpa]

17. He'll divorce her

He's done it before (hot young wife).

[Bunny]

27. Yes, he did. And he was married to wife number 1 for 50 years!

Then he left her for a 26-year old, by whom he had two kids, then they divorced. Now he's down to 22-year olds. Wonder if the next one will at least be 18? :shrug:

[Bunny]

29. Get this: his young ex-wife was attacked by her new husband and step-son!

Oh dear, you cannot make this stuff up:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/wtae/20070515/lo_wtae/13325477;_ylt=AllnbBiM6B1_uN.fD3LboFIE1vAI

<snip>
While 84 Lumber founder Joe Hardy is enjoying the first few weeks of marriage to his 22-year-old bride, his ex-wife was attacked at her Westmoreland County chateau.

Police said Debra Hardy's new husband, Paul Ucman, is charged with attacking her.

Rostraver police said Hardy dialed 911 after allegedly being attacked by Ucman and her stepson.

Hardy said the two rammed their cars into hers, and then attacked her with a frying pan.
<snip>

And get this:

"Hardy wasn't injured. According to her spokesman, the two plan to work things out."

Well, that's nice. Be sure to stay with the guy who, along with his son, attacked you with two vehicles and a frying pan. :eyes:

[Lyric]

18. Masontown is about a half-hour from my house

I've never heard of this guy, though. :shrug:

[undeterred]

19. She is the prettiest blowup doll I've ever seen. Are there more like her on EBAY?

:shrug:

[slj0101]

20. She ain't messin' with no broke n----

Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.

[treestar]

22. How can she do it?

That's my question.

When I was her age, I couldn't stand the thought of that guy in any physical capacity whatsoever. Money or not.

Some things just go against the laws of nature, and so there must be another motive, and the suppression of one's true feelings.

[skygazer]

23. Why should there be a law against it?

What possible difference does it make to you who someone else marries? You know what that sounds like? It sounds like the people who say that gays shouldn't be allowed to marry - "there should be a law against that" - because they seem to think that someone else's marriage is somehow their business.

Fuck that.

I assume you think she married him for his money. What if she did? Why is that such a crime? Marriage, as I've said time and again, is not about love - it's about money. People may say they're marrying because they love each other and I'm sure they mean that but you can love each other without being married.

No, legal marriage has to do with property rights and the legitimacy of children. It always has. The idea of marrying for romantic love is a relatively modern concept and the actual legality of it has nothing to do with that. It's a business contract. And someone else's business contract is none of my business.

[WindRavenX]

25. ...

:thumbsup:

[Parche]

26. Lumber magnate

This Lumber guy knows how to use his 'wood'!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

28. More power to them

They're both of the same species, they're both adults and they're both consenting. As for as I'm concerned, what they do and why they do it is none of my business.