Kirk Cameron for a day, what laws can you prove the existance of?

[LynneSin]

no fair using the bible

[LostinVA]

1. I can disprove gravity

FACT: Women over 40 wouldn't have perky breasts if gravity existed. Just look at the actresses in TV and the movies. POINT PROVEN!!!

[Deep13]

2. Gravity? Don't you mean intelligent falling?

:shrug:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. I can prove the existence of FSM.

Spaghetti is perfectly shaped to be wrapped around a fork, or to be slurped up rudely. Ergo, worship Our Lord the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or be damned to spend eternity in a giant pot of boiling water.

[unpossibles]

4. and don't forget that it sticks to things - like the wall or the dog - when it is done

only by design could that happen!!1!

I wonder how long it will be until someone starts a different pasta-based denomination, such as Fettucinism or Linguinism or perhaps Zitastrian, hollow be thy tube.

[pdx_prog]

5. I am a frisbeetarian

We believe that when you die your soul leaves your body and rests on the roof of your house forever....

[deucemagnet]

6. There are many schisms in Pastafarianism.

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But what is perhaps unique is Bobby’s openness towards breakaway FSM
churches. Examples include the Piratens, Ninjaists, Moominists and Linguinists,
the First United Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Mystical Order of the
Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Moomon Church of His Spaghettiness, and the
Orthodox Monsterist Church (Foyston, 2005). Perhaps the most widely reported
are the Demurist Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Church of SPAM
(Spaghetti and Pulsar Activating Meatballs).
Most breakaway churches have focused on relatively superficial issues,
such as clothing, the role of pirates, the characteristics of meatballs, etc.

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