Maxim's Top 100 "Women I'd Like to @#$! List"

[Writer]

Topping the list, young and sinful actress Lindsay Lohan.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/15/people.maximhot100.ap/index.html

All others of slightly less appealing @#$!-ability... apparently. :eyes:

[LaraMN]

1. I don't like her freckles.

Don't like mine either, hence the aversion.

[Writer]

2. I personally think she's young and rather plain looking.

Give her 20 years and she'll resemble Farrah Fawcett.

[Rob H.]

3. She came in ahead of Scarlett Johansson?

Blasphemy!

[AngryAmish]

4. The girl in the taco commercial

That's not a book, it's a list.

[Bicoastal]

5. Bull#@$%!

I remember when Cristina Aguilera made #1, and then her latest album came out the following week. Now Lohan, in all her barely inchorent, alcohol-bloated, smoke-voiced glory, is at the top--right before her latest movie comes out?

This list is as pathetic as Maxim has always been.

[Zywiec]

6. Only one of Olsen twins made the cut?

That hurts!

[eyepaddle]

10. You beat me to it!

to me they both look like aliens, but it seems my opinion is decidely in the minority. I wonder if this will start a feud.

That'd be sweet.

[Rob H.]

21. You're not the only one who thinks that

although they always reminded me of one of these way back in the days of "Full House."

[Mr. Blonde]

7. Permanently atop my list is

[BulletproofLandshark]

12. Ms. Biel's got some serious badonkadonk action going in that picture.

[Rob H.]

18. Wow!

Mm, so curvy... (DU really needs a drooling smiley for shots like that.)

[Mr. Blonde]

25. I remember seeing a post about

Biel saying she is a great example for women and men to get in the gym. She clearly takes care of herself. And I take issue with any man who says she is too toned.

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. This is why I read Maxim

It's such a classy publication.



And equally classy CNN picks up this important story, which will probably bump Falwell's death off the front pages.

[Rising Phoenix]

9. Someone else and I once did something very embarrsing with Lindsay

I won't tell you what, just that this is not a sex thread, though it sounds like it is one.

Any guesses?:shrug:

[kay1864]

14. Sang backup to one of her songs?

That would be embarrassing...




:dunce:

[Rising Phoenix]

15. even worse

lol

[kay1864]

16. Well now I'm REALLY curious...

Two songs?









:silly:

[Rising Phoenix]

17. lol

the world may never know....hehe

[pdx_prog]

11. LL? That's sad.....

Give me Salma, Penelope, Scarlett, Kirsten and all of the women in Bollywood!

[bigwillq]

13. Lohan is ugly, imo.

I don't find her attractive at all and her attitude and public personality have a lot to be desired too.

[driver8]

19. Lohan is #1??

She's kind of skanky, IMHO.

[Deja Q]

20. Lindsay "Look at meeeeeeee, I'm stoned!!!!!" Lohan?!

:puke:

[Taverner]

22. Ahhh Ms Lohan - focus of many a fantasy

[Mr. Blonde]

23. Maybe Mean Girls LL but not

the currrent coked out version.

[Fox Mulder]

24. Gross!

How could they put her above Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Beyonce, etc???

[hunter]

26. My list is one, and I married her.

But I'll flirt with anybody.

Somehow I doubt any of the top 100 people I'd like to flirt with are on that Maxim list.

My preference is wicked smart and slightly dangerous, and I could put some guys on there too.